Jawani taste karne ke liye hoti hai ... waste karne ke liye nahi

Ghanta! Ghanta! ... mera kuch bighadoge tum log

Sex is the answer to all problems ... zindagi ka solution hai Sir ... yeh ek hi cheez hai joh karne ke liye aapko yeh nahi sochna padta hai, am I dressed right for the occasion or not

Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na ... main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga ... dal maa ke haath ki dal

Sperm se thoda upar aakar dekho ... heart naam ki cheez hoti hai

Mujhe joh chahiye ... uska maaza sirf raat ko hi aata hai

Tumhara ishq, ishq ... aur humara ishq, sex

Bewakoof aur chutiye mein dhaage bhar ka farak hota haiga bhaiya ... dhaage ke ingay bewakoof aur ungay chutiya ... aur joh dhaaga hainch lo, toh kaun hai bewakoof aur kaun hai chutiya, crore rupiye ka prashan hai bhaiya

Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga ... ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega ... aur nikalna bhi

Aaise mat dekho ... lagta hai marinated murghi ko tandoor dekh raha hai

Sutli bomb hai yeh ... desi tamancha

Only shak ... no f*ck!

(Palatne nahi wala hai) ... Palatne ka wait toh 90's mein karte the log ... I was just checking out his a**

Baa baa black sheep have you any balls ... yes sir, yes sir three footballs ... one for the coach, one for the chela and one for the kela

Phikar mat ki jiye ... aapko shikayat ka mauka nahi doonga

Dost do kisam ke hote hai ... ek woh jinhe raat ke do bajhe bhi phone kiya ja sakta hai ... and you know ki they will be there for you ... aur doosre woh jinhe raat ke do bajhe hi phone kiya jaata hai

Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai

Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota

Kya figure hai yaar ... na ek millimeter idhar na ek millimeter udhar ... upar waale ne bhi cold coffee peete hue banaya hoga yeh garma garam piece

Jaan jaaye lekin sambhog hone na paaye