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# 121
Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na ... main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga ... dal maa ke haath ki dal
If you get time then please come to my house ... I'll give you rice and then I'll insert it ... I mean lentil cooked by my mom
# 122
Ravi Kumar langot ka bahut pakka hai ... woh bistar par neend ke alava kuch nahi leta
Ravi Kumar is very strong with his loincloth ... on the bed he doesn't take anything other than sleep
# 123
Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota
I wish I wouldn't have objected against the condom on that inauspicious night
# 124
Iski subah suna rahi hai iske raat ka fasaana
Her morning is telling the story of her night
# 125
Mujhe joh chahiye ... uska maaza sirf raat ko hi aata hai
What I want ... the fun for that, only comes in the night
# 126
Bewakoof aur chutiye mein dhaage bhar ka farak hota haiga bhaiya ... dhaage ke ingay bewakoof aur ungay chutiya ... aur joh dhaaga hainch lo, toh kaun hai bewakoof aur kaun hai chutiya, crore rupiye ka prashan hai bhaiya
Brother, there is only a threads difference between a fool and a dumbass ... on one end of the thread is the fool and on the other is the dumbass ... and brother if you break that thread it's a million dollar question as to who's the fool and who's the dumbass
# 127
Phikar mat ki jiye ... aapko shikayat ka mauka nahi doonga
Don't worry ... I won't give you a reason to complain
# 128
Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns
Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns
# 129
Jaan jaaye lekin sambhog hone na paaye
You're ready to lose your life but you won't let the intercourse happen
# 130
Kamre tak chhodne waale kabhi kabhi kamre ke andhar tak aa jaate hai
People who drop someone to the room sometimes come inside the room
# 131
Ghanta! Ghanta! ... mera kuch bighadoge tum log
Balls! Balls! ... you guys cannot hurt me
# 132
Biwi se sex maang le toh hum bikhari ... biwi ko sex na de toh hum atyachari ... aur kisi tarah jugaad lagake usse sex hasil karle na toh balatkari bhi hum hai
If we ask for sex from our wife then we're beggars ... if we don't give her sex then we're cruel ... and if we somehow hack our way into attaining sex from her then we're rapist as well
# 133
See you all in the morning ... my babes are calling
See you all in the morning ... my babes are calling
# 134
Abhe tera pichwada hai yah Vijayawada?
Is this your backside or Vijayawada?
# 135
(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai ... ki jaa rahi hai
(What do you look in a girl first) - That depends if the girl is coming ... or going
# 136
(Palatne nahi wala hai) ... Palatne ka wait toh 90's mein karte the log ... I was just checking out his a**
(He's not going to turn around) ... people in the 90's used to wait for someone to turn around ... I was just checking out his a**
# 137
Sex ... kaunsa sex? ... pichle baar 2013 mein Bhai Dooj ke time mein hua tha yeh
Sex ... what sex? ... the last time we did it was in 2013 during the Bhai Dooj festival
# 138
Meri toh har raat suhaag raat hoti hai
Every night of mine is a nuptial night
# 139
Aaise mat dekho ... lagta hai marinated murghi ko tandoor dekh raha hai
Don't look at me like this ... it feels like the oven is staring at the marinated chicken
# 140
Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass
Stay or leave, it's your wish ... I don't give a crocodile's ass
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