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Grand Masti
Grand Masti

Release Year - 2013
# 1

Friends I have an idea ... I have a grand idea!


Friends I have an idea ... I have a grand idea!

# 2

Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"


My wife turned out to be a BMW ... "Betrayful My Wife"

# 3

Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai


Why do wives forget Kamasutra after wearing the wedding necklace

# 4

Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota


I wish I wouldn't have objected against the condom on that inauspicious night

# 5

Abhe tera pichwada hai yah Vijayawada?


Is this your backside or Vijayawada?

# 6

Kahin iska joke hamari thok na de


I hope his joke does not get us in trouble

# 7

Aaj main thakne ke mood mein nahi ... thakaane ke mood mein hoon


Today I am not in the mood of getting tired ... I am in the mood of making you tired

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# 8

Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta


The lentil is cooked, the meat is ready ... and now I can't stay away from your body

# 9

Don't horny me!


Don't horny me!

# 10

Tu chuha mota hai ... par tera khali lota hai


You are a fat rat ... but your bucket is empty

# 11

Jab se tu father India bana hai ... tab se doston ki life se Mr. India ho gaya hai


Ever since you became a father ... you have become invisible from your friends lives

# 12

Jahan khada hoga paap ... kaatega kulhadi banke baap


Wherever sin stands up ... I will cut it with the axe

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