Done done London karo ji

Mumbai pe raj karta hoon ... raj

Apun yahan aakha Bombay ko apna office banake behtha hai

Shehar ka sabse bada gunda ... doosre gunday ko zamanat par le jaane aaya hai

Apun ka haath Dubai tak pahuchega

Offers of the day ... close-up toothpaste ke saath 25% free ... cornflakes ke saath random sa plastic khilona free ... A,B ke saath C free ... politician ke saath scam free ... municipality ke saath corruption free ... Mumbai ke saath pollution free ... is friend request ke saath fraaandship free

Yeh India hai India ... yahan par aurat deewar se toh gir sakti hai ... magar apne mayaan se nahi

Lucknow da kurta, Pathani salwar ... tab lage mard, varna lage bekaar

Gujarat ki hawa mein vyapar hai saheb ... meri saans toh rok loge ... lekin is hawa ko kaise rokoge

Duniya waalo mujhe na dikhao aaina ... nahi toh main bolonga "Made In China"

Yeh Bambai hai ... aur yahan sapne us hi ke poore hote hai ... jinki aankhen khuli rehti hai

Bachpan se aaj tak is shehar ne har haq diya ... lekin dekho baat pyar ki aayi toh sautela kar diya

Andhe behron ka shehar hai yeh ... patthar hai yeh sab ke sab ... yahan toh bas sarr phoda ja sakta hai

Joh shehar mein rehne aata hai woh uske baare mein seekhta hai ... joh raj karne aata hai woh shehar ko apne baare mein sikhata hai

Kerala ke karele se Bareilly ki barfi banta ja raha hai tu

Is shehar ke shahenshah log mahalo mein rehte hai ... par is jungle ko chalane ke liye joh sher chahiye woh sadako par hi pehda hote hai

(Mumbai kya tere baap ka hai kya re) - Nahi re tere baap ki hai ... aur tera baap main hoon

London ... bebe Punjab jaisa hi hai ... bus farak aina hai ki London mein Punjabi zyada hai

Badhe sheharon mein shayad is liye itna shor hota hai ... taaki koi apne dil ki awaaz na sun paye

Is Bambai mein apun ke address pe pincode na ho toh bhi post aa jaata hai ... pata hai kyun ... apun ka naam hi itna famous hai