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# 1

Knife pe gire apple, apple pe gire knife ... saala phone nahi utha raha hai, call kar rahi hai wife

An apple fell on a knife,a knife fell on a apple ... bloody he is not picking up the phone, when his wife is calling

Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela

Deepika Padukone

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Husband & Wife
790
# 2

Jab main galati karta hoon toh main sorry kehta hoon ... aur jab meri wife galati karti hai toh main sorry kehta hoon

I say sorry when I am at fault ... and I say sorry when my wife is at fault

Shaadi Ke Side Effects

Farhan Akhtar

Husband & Wife•Comedy
Play Video
765
# 3

Yeh aadat ab nahi jaane waali hai ... yeh toh woh biwi hai joh saath rehkar satayegi aur talaq bhi nahi degi

This habit will not go away now ... she is like a wife who will stay together and trouble, and also won't give a divorce

Aashiqui 2

Aditya Roy Kapur

Husband & Wife•Comedy
763
# 4

Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? ... husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath, baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat

A wife asked her husband, tell me the truth with how many have you slept? ... the husband said, I have only slept with you, but with many others I was awake all night

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Divyendu Sharma

Husband & Wife•Adult•Shayari
352
# 5

Beti pati ke pallu se pallu bandhkar agni ke jitne phere leti hai ... baap ka haq utna hi gunah kam ho jaata hai ... aur pati ka haq utne hi gunah zyada

The number of rounds around the fire a daughter takes with her husband tying their scarfs together ... that much right of the father decreases ... and that much right of the husband increases

Rajaji

Raveena Tandon

Husband & Wife•Parents•Drama
Play Video
263
# 6

Kehte hai shaadi mein agar pyar banaye rakhna hai toh do cheezein bahut zaroori hoti hai ... pati ki haar aur heeron ka haar

It is said that if you want to maintain the love in a marriage then two things are very important ... a husbands defeat and a necklace of diamonds

Table No. 21

Rajeev Khandelwal

Marriage & Wedding•Husband & Wife•Comedy
247
# 7

Chalo chalo chalo, jaldi se crore ko pati se alag kardo

Go go go, lets quickly separate the money from the husband

Awara Paagal Deewana

Supriya Pilgaonkar

Husband & Wife•Money•Comedy
202
# 8

Tawaifon ki taqdeer mein shauhar nahin hote

Prostitutes do not have a husband in their destiny

Devdas (2002)

Aishwarya Rai

Husband & Wife
188
# 9

Knife pe gira apple, apple pe gire knife ... chinta meri aaise kar rahi hai, jaise meri wife

An apple fell on a knife,a knife fell on a apple ... you are worrying about me, as if you are my wife

Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela

Ranveer Singh

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Husband & Wife
155
# 10

Pati patni sirf bistar nahin baantte ... zindagi baantte hai

Husband wife not only share the bed ... they share life

Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna

Rani Mukherjee

Husband & Wife•Life•Drama
136
# 11

Amir aadmi pandhra minute mein apne kapde badalta hai, aadhe ghante mein apna ghar badalta hai, ek ghante mein apna dhanda badalta hai ... aur do ghante mein apni biwi badalta hai

A rich man changes his clothes in 15 minutes, changes his house in half an hour, changes his business in an hour ... and in a couple of hours changes his wife

Phir Hera Pheri

Akshay Kumar

Husband & Wife•Clothes & Shoes•House
108
# 12

Maine mobile shaadi ka bureau khola hai ... engagement ke liye ek dabao ... shaadi ke liye do dabao ... aur doobara shaadi karne ke liye apna pehla biwi ka gala dabao

I have opened a mobile marriage bureau ... press 1 for engagement ... press 2 for marriage ... and to get remarried press the neck of your first wife

Housefull 2

Chunky Pandey

Marriage & Wedding•Husband & Wife•Comedy
93
# 13

Biwi apne pati ke bina reh sakti hai ... par apni bai ke bina nahi

A wife can live without her husband ... but not without her maid

Shaadi Ke Side Effects

Farhan Akhtar

Husband & Wife•Comedy
Play Video
92
# 14

Koi mard kisi kulta ke maang mein apne naam ka sindoor bardaasht nahi kar sakta

No man can tolerate the vermilion of his name in the hair parting of a promiscuous woman

Naseeb (1997)

Rahul Roy

Husband & Wife•Drama
74
# 15

Aadmi ki yaadash bhale hi chali jaye ... biwi ka birthday bhool sakta hai?

A man can lose his memory ... but how can he forget his wife's birthday?

Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon

Kapil Sharma

Birthday•Husband & Wife
70
# 16

Duniya ki har biwi ne kabhi na kabhi toh yeh zaroor soocha hoga ... ki main hamesha hamesha ke liye apne pati se chutkara kaise paon

Every wife in this world has definitely thought at some point or the other ... as to how can she get rid of her husband forever

7 Khoon Maaf

Priyanka Chopra

Husband & Wife•Comedy
Play Video
69
# 17

Pati patni ka rishta riwazon se nahi, pyar se bandna chahiye

The relationship of husband and wife must bond with love, and not with customs

Kalank

Aditya Roy Kapur

Husband & Wife
64
# 18

Teen tarah ki jung world famous hai ... pati aur patni ke beech ... pani aur petrol ke beech ... aur India aur Pakistan ki cricket match ke beech

Three types of battles are world famous ... between a husband and a wife ... between water and petrol ... and a cricket match between India and Pakistan

Azhar

Emraan Hashmi

Sports & Games•Husband & Wife
51
# 19

Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali

If wife is a heart then husband is the heartbeat ... if wife is a lamp then husband is Diwali ... if wife is a speech then husband is a curse

Golmaal 3

Kareena Kapoor

Husband & Wife•Festival•Comedy
51
# 20

Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"

My wife turned out to be a BMW ... "Betrayful My Wife"

Grand Masti

Vivek Oberoi

Husband & Wife•Transportation•Comedy
49
Songs - Husband & Wife
Zamana Toh Hai Naukar Biwi Ka
Zamana Toh Hai Naukar Biwi Ka
Naukar Biwi Ka
 Tauba Main Vyah Karke Pachtaya
Tauba Main Vyah Karke Pachtaya
Shaadi Ke Side Effects
 Ek Taraf Hai Gharwali
Ek Taraf Hai Gharwali
Gharwali Baharwali
 Biwi No. 1
Biwi No. 1
Biwi No. 1
 Main Joru Ka Ghulam
Main Joru Ka Ghulam
Joru Ka Ghulam
 Mere Angne Mein
Mere Angne Mein
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