Tum sabki nikalti jaan ke saath ... meri har chinta, sari stress bhi nikal jaati hai

Apna impression macho-de!

Zyadatar insaan pehda hota aam hai, jeeta aam hai, marta aam hai ... bade parde pe ya duniya mein na sahi ... kam se kam usse apne ghar pe, apne apno ke nazaron mein toh hero hona chahiye

Har baap ka ek baap hota hai ... aur usse hum dadaji kehte hai

Don't fear come near ... put my jawani ka scooter in third gear

Aaj ke baad aapko shikayat ka mauka nahi milega

Jhooti umeedo pe jeene se achcha hai ... kisi ke sachche pyar mein apni poori life guzaar do

Har baar, har aurat ... teri biwi aur meri behen ban jaati hai ... aur teri kismat kharab hai?

Tu nikal apne sapne ke peeche ... aur jidhar bhi palatkar dekhegi na ... apan khada milega tere peeche

Zindagi do choice deta hai ... joh milta hai woh haath phailakar le lo ... ya phir joh maangta hai woh haath uthakar cheen lo

Aisa kabhi socha na tha yeh anjaam hoga ... ek waqt ka badshah aaj ghulam hoga

Tum sabke dard mein mujhe khushi nahi milti ... sukoon milta hai

Ladne ke liye dolon ki nahi ... jigar ki zaroorat hoti hai

Bambai mein ek hi kaam ho riya ... khao vada pav, bhajjiya ... bolo Ganpati Bappa Morya

Jab mere baap ki hatti hai na ... meri bahut phatti hai

Jahan sach na chale wahan jhoot sahi ... aur jahan haq na mile wahan loot sahi

Life se badi school koi nahi hai ... aur is school mein har subject available hai

Love is blind ... but in my case the lover is blind

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon

Ek Ravan dus sar ... ek Vishnu dus ka asar