Maine diya baalon ka balidaan aur you're acting like Irrfan Khan ... thoda toh overacting banta hai na

Mauka hai, dastoor hai ... zakhaas raja, zakhaas rani aur raazi ... kyun na laga de Bollywood ki baazi

Tirchi nigaahon se na dekh aashiq-e-dilgir ko ... kaise teerandaz ho tum, zara seedha toh karlo teer ko

Agar mujhe malum hota ki mujhe dekhkar tumhare chehre pe hazaar watt ki muskaan phail jati ... toh main kab ka aa chuka hota

Mussal dekha mussal ... masal ke rakh doonga

Oh ji jhappiyan tak te theek hai ... par pappiyan bhi marte rhende hai mainu

Tum kya apne aap ko Mughal-e-Azam, hum log ko Anarkali samajhta hai be ... kitna nacha raha hai?

Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi ... tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi

Tu Munna Bhai hoga lekin main Circuit nahi hoon ... tu Batman hoga lekin main Birdman nahi hoon ... tu hero hoga lekin ab main bhi hero hoon

Ab pyar na hua tumhara, UPSC ka exam ho gaya hai ... dus saal se clear hi nahi ho raha hai

Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ... peene ke liye marta hoon

Kehte hai pyar mein neend udh jaati hai ... koi humse bhi mohabbat kare ... kambhakt neend bahut aati hai

Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai

Hero marne ke baad swarg jaata hai ... aur villian jeete ji swarg paata hai

Done done London karo ji

Zara se ghao ko cancer bana diya hai tumne

Love marriage mein aadmi khud apni marzi se kuaye ke andhar jaata hai ... arranged marriage mein aadmi ka pura khandaan usko kuaye ke andhar dhakel deta hai ... lekin jaata toh kuaye mein hi hai

Aap ki aankhen meri taxi ki headlight ki tarah hai memsaab

Saanp ke phan se pichwada mat khujao ... zeher phail gaya toh septic ho jayega

Maan gaya toh thik hai ... varna galat kaam toh main bachpan se karte aa raha hoon