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# 1

Maine diya baalon ka balidaan aur you're acting like Irrfan Khan ... thoda toh overacting banta hai na

I sacrificed my hair and you're acting like Irrfan Khan ... a little bit of overacting should be there

Ae Dil Hai Mushkil

Ranbir Kapoor

Comedy
4722
# 2

Mauka hai, dastoor hai ... zakhaas raja, zakhaas rani aur raazi ... kyun na laga de Bollywood ki baazi

We have the opportunity and the ritual ... a great king and a great queen both agree ... so why not play something from Bollywood

Ae Dil Hai Mushkil

Ranbir Kapoor

Comedy
3951
# 3

Tirchi nigaahon se na dekh aashiq-e-dilgir ko ... kaise teerandaz ho tum, zara seedha toh karlo teer ko

Don’t look at this true lover with those piercing eyes ... what kind of an archer are you, atleast straighten your arrow

Ab Tumhare Hawale Watan Sathiyo

Akshay Kumar

Shayari•Comedy
3603
# 4

Agar mujhe malum hota ki mujhe dekhkar tumhare chehre pe hazaar watt ki muskaan phail jati ... toh main kab ka aa chuka hota

If I knew that there will be a 1000 watts smile on your face after seeing me ... then I would have come much earlier

Jeet

Salman Khan

Comedy
Play Video
2435
# 5

Mussal dekha mussal ... masal ke rakh doonga

Have you seen my muscles ... I will smash you up

Andaz Apna Apna

Salman Khan

Comedy
Play Video
2308
# 6

Oh ji jhappiyan tak te theek hai ... par pappiyan bhi marte rhende hai mainu

It was ok till hugging ... but he keeps kissing me as well

Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham

Shahrukh Khan

Comedy
Play Video
2211
# 7

Tum kya apne aap ko Mughal-e-Azam, hum log ko Anarkali samajhta hai be ... kitna nacha raha hai?

Do you think you are a royal king and we are salves ... how much are you making us dance?

Bade Miyan Chote Miyan (1998)

Govinda

Dance•Comedy•Royal
2132
# 8

Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi ... tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi

If you run behind the girl, she will run behind money ... if you run behind money, the girl will run behind you

Wanted

Salman Khan

Money•Comedy•Women
2095
# 9

Tu Munna Bhai hoga lekin main Circuit nahi hoon ... tu Batman hoga lekin main Birdman nahi hoon ... tu hero hoga lekin ab main bhi hero hoon

You may be Mr. Munna, but I'm not Mr. Circuit ... you may be Batman, but I'm not Birdman ... you may be a hero, but now even I'm a hero

Dishoom

Varun Dhawan

Comedy
Play Video
2047
# 10

Ab pyar na hua tumhara, UPSC ka exam ho gaya hai ... dus saal se clear hi nahi ho raha hai

Your love is not love, but the examination of UPSC (Union Public Service Commission) ... you haven't cleared it in 10 years

Raanjhanaa

Mohammed Zeeshan Ayyub

Education•Comedy
Play Video
1781
# 11

Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ... peene ke liye marta hoon

I don't drink to die ... I die to drink

Aashiqui 2

Aditya Roy Kapur

Food & Drinks•Comedy
Play Video
1752
# 12

Kehte hai pyar mein neend udh jaati hai ... koi humse bhi mohabbat kare ... kambhakt neend bahut aati hai

They say one can't sleep in love ... I wish someone loved me to ... bloody I am very sleepy

Fanaa

Aamir Khan

Shayari•Romance•Comedy
1688
# 13

Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai

It feels bad when a friend fails ... but it feels even worse when he comes first

3 Idiots

Madhavan

Friendship•Sadness•Comedy
Play Video
1622
# 14

Hero marne ke baad swarg jaata hai ... aur villian jeete ji swarg paata hai

A hero goes to heaven after he dies ... and a villain livingly achieves heaven

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
Play Video
1610
# 15

Done done London karo ji

Let us say yes in London style

Jab Tak Hai Jaan

Shahrukh Khan

Comedy•City & Places
1583
# 16

Zara se ghao ko cancer bana diya hai tumne

You've made a small wound sound like cancer

Raanjhanaa

Unknown

Comedy
1534
# 17

Love marriage mein aadmi khud apni marzi se kuaye ke andhar jaata hai ... arranged marriage mein aadmi ka pura khandaan usko kuaye ke andhar dhakel deta hai ... lekin jaata toh kuaye mein hi hai

In love marriage a man goes into the well at his own wish ... in arranged marriage the man's full family throws him into the well ... but no matter what the man goes in the well

Life Partner

Govinda

Marriage & Wedding•Family•Comedy
1480
# 18

Aap ki aankhen meri taxi ki headlight ki tarah hai memsaab

Madam, your eyes are like the headlights of my taxi

Raja Hindustani

Aamir Khan

Transportation•Comedy
1369
# 19

Saanp ke phan se pichwada mat khujao ... zeher phail gaya toh septic ho jayega

Don't scratch your back with the head of a snake ... if the poison spreads then it will get septic

Raanjhanaa

Dhanush

Animals & Birds•Comedy
1287
# 20

Maan gaya toh thik hai ... varna galat kaam toh main bachpan se karte aa raha hoon

If he agrees then it is fine ... or else I have been doing wrong things since childhood

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Akshay Kumar

Rowdyism•Comedy
1251
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