I sacrificed my hair and you're acting like Irrfan Khan ... a little bit of overacting should be there

We have the opportunity and the ritual ... a great king and a great queen both agree ... so why not play something from Bollywood

Don’t look at this true lover with those piercing eyes ... what kind of an archer are you, atleast straighten your arrow

If I knew that there will be a 1000 watts smile on your face after seeing me ... then I would have come much earlier

Have you seen my muscles ... I will smash you up

It was ok till hugging ... but he keeps kissing me as well

Do you think you are a royal king and we are salves ... how much are you making us dance?

If you run behind the girl, she will run behind money ... if you run behind money, the girl will run behind you

You may be Mr. Munna, but I'm not Mr. Circuit ... you may be Batman, but I'm not Birdman ... you may be a hero, but now even I'm a hero

Your love is not love, but the examination of UPSC (Union Public Service Commission) ... you haven't cleared it in 10 years

I don't drink to die ... I die to drink

They say one can't sleep in love ... I wish someone loved me to ... bloody I am very sleepy

It feels bad when a friend fails ... but it feels even worse when he comes first

A hero goes to heaven after he dies ... and a villain livingly achieves heaven

Let us say yes in London style

You've made a small wound sound like cancer

In love marriage a man goes into the well at his own wish ... in arranged marriage the man's full family throws him into the well ... but no matter what the man goes in the well

Madam, your eyes are like the headlights of my taxi

Don't scratch your back with the head of a snake ... if the poison spreads then it will get septic

No one can take Kashmir and no one can give Kashmir ... the only thing that can happen in Kashmir is a three day and two night honeymoon package