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# 1

Maine diya baalon ka balidaan aur you're acting like Irrfan Khan ... thoda toh overacting banta hai na


I sacrificed my hair and you're acting like Irrfan Khan ... a little bit of overacting should be there

# 2

Mauka hai, dastoor hai ... zakhaas raja, zakhaas rani aur raazi ... kyun na laga de Bollywood ki baazi


We have the opportunity and the ritual ... a great king and a great queen both agree ... so why not play something from Bollywood

# 3

Tirchi nigaahon se na dekh aashiq-e-dilgir ko ... kaise teerandaz ho tum, zara seedha toh karlo teer ko


Don’t look at this true lover with those piercing eyes ... what kind of an archer are you, atleast straighten your arrow

# 4

Agar mujhe malum hota ki mujhe dekhkar tumhare chehre pe hazaar watt ki muskaan phail jati ... toh main kab ka aa chuka hota


If I knew that there will be a 1000 watts smile on your face after seeing me ... then I would have come much earlier

# 5

Mussal dekha mussal ... masal ke rakh doonga


Have you seen my muscles ... I will smash you up

# 6

Oh ji jhappiyan tak te theek hai ... par pappiyan bhi marte rhende hai mainu


It was ok till hugging ... but he keeps kissing me as well

# 7

Tum kya apne aap ko Mughal-e-Azam, hum log ko Anarkali samajhta hai be ... kitna nacha raha hai?


Do you think you are a royal king and we are salves ... how much are you making us dance?

# 8

Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi ... tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi


If you run behind the girl, she will run behind money ... if you run behind money, the girl will run behind you

# 9

Tu Munna Bhai hoga lekin main Circuit nahi hoon ... tu Batman hoga lekin main Birdman nahi hoon ... tu hero hoga lekin ab main bhi hero hoon


You may be Mr. Munna, but I'm not Mr. Circuit ... you may be Batman, but I'm not Birdman ... you may be a hero, but now even I'm a hero

# 10

Ab pyar na hua tumhara, UPSC ka exam ho gaya hai ... dus saal se clear hi nahi ho raha hai


Your love is not love, but the examination of UPSC (Union Public Service Commission) ... you haven't cleared it in 10 years

# 11

Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ... peene ke liye marta hoon


I don't drink to die ... I die to drink

# 12

Kehte hai pyar mein neend udh jaati hai ... koi humse bhi mohabbat kare ... kambhakt neend bahut aati hai


They say one can't sleep in love ... I wish someone loved me to ... bloody I am very sleepy

# 13

Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai


It feels bad when a friend fails ... but it feels even worse when he comes first

# 14

Hero marne ke baad swarg jaata hai ... aur villian jeete ji swarg paata hai


A hero goes to heaven after he dies ... and a villain livingly achieves heaven

# 15

Done done London karo ji


Let us say yes in London style

# 16

Zara se ghao ko cancer bana diya hai tumne


You've made a small wound sound like cancer

# 17

Love marriage mein aadmi khud apni marzi se kuaye ke andhar jaata hai ... arranged marriage mein aadmi ka pura khandaan usko kuaye ke andhar dhakel deta hai ... lekin jaata toh kuaye mein hi hai


In love marriage a man goes into the well at his own wish ... in arranged marriage the man's full family throws him into the well ... but no matter what the man goes in the well

# 18

Aap ki aankhen meri taxi ki headlight ki tarah hai memsaab


Madam, your eyes are like the headlights of my taxi

# 19

Saanp ke phan se pichwada mat khujao ... zeher phail gaya toh septic ho jayega


Don't scratch your back with the head of a snake ... if the poison spreads then it will get septic

# 20

Maan gaya toh thik hai ... varna galat kaam toh main bachpan se karte aa raha hoon


If he agrees then it is fine ... or else I have been doing wrong things since childhood

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