Holi khelne ka shaunk hai ... par teri pichkari mein dum nahin

Mujhe sirf teen cheezein pasand hai ... winning, cocaine aur love games

Ek vaishya bhi sex ke paise nahi leti ... sex ke baad bistar chhodke jaane ke paise leti hai

Aaisi maar khayega ... phir kabhi susu na kar payega

Yahan hua late ... aur wahan nikla pet

Sikhaya maine ... maze sab lenge

Aaj ki raat tarasne ki nahi, barasne ki raat hai

Mera naam hai Chutiya ... aachoon aachoon ki khadi karta hoon main khatiya

Glamour industry mein success ka short cut ... short skirt

Jab jab jiske lagne hai ... tab tab uske lagte hai ... ab usse ittefaq kaho ya phir what the f*ck

Hum is baar shehar ki mem ke saath A-B-C-D nahi ... gaanv ki gori ke saath Ka-Kha-Ga ... Fa karenge

Yeh hota hai chutzpah!

Ghee chhe toh ghapa-ghap chhe

A for apple, B for bade apple, C for chote apple, D for doosron ke apple

Touch toh bahuton ne kiya hai ... par chuha kisi ne nahin

Aurat ka khaas khayal do hi umar ma bahut rakhna padta hai ... ek jab uski umar hovat hai satrah, tab saala badh jaata hai khatra ... aur jab aurat hovat hai tees, oo saali ban javat hai cheez

Neeche waali jab leti hai na ... toh patloon phad ke leti hai

Taqdeer woh chinaal hai ... joh mere saath nahi soti

Sex aur chocolate dono ek hi type ka maza dete hai ... fark sirf itna hai ... ek mein wrapper nikalna padhta hai aur doosre mein aaj kal chadhana padhta hai

Upar waale ne tumhe aage aur peeche bahut kuch diya hai ... lekin upar kuch nahi diya hai