Langoors have my angoors

Holi khelne ka shaunk hai ... par teri pichkari mein dum nahin

Mujhe sirf teen cheezein pasand hai ... winning, cocaine aur love games

Ek vaishya bhi sex ke paise nahi leti ... sex ke baad bistar chhodke jaane ke paise leti hai

Sikhaya maine ... maze sab lenge

Yahan hua late ... aur wahan nikla pet

Aaj ki raat tarasne ki nahi, barasne ki raat hai

Mera naam hai Chutiya ... aachoon aachoon ki khadi karta hoon main khatiya

Jab jab jiske lagne hai ... tab tab uske lagte hai ... ab usse ittefaq kaho ya phir what the f*ck

Glamour industry mein success ka short cut ... short skirt

Touch toh bahuton ne kiya hai ... par chuha kisi ne nahin

Ghee chhe toh ghapa-ghap chhe

Hum is baar shehar ki mem ke saath A-B-C-D nahi ... gaanv ki gori ke saath Ka-Kha-Ga ... Fa karenge

A for apple, B for bade apple, C for chote apple, D for doosron ke apple

Taqdeer woh chinaal hai ... joh mere saath nahi soti

Upar waale ne tumhe aage aur peeche bahut kuch diya hai ... lekin upar kuch nahi diya hai

Just because we don't have them ... doesn't mean we don't know how to kick them

Yeh hota hai chutzpah!

Aurat ka khaas khayal do hi umar ma bahut rakhna padta hai ... ek jab uski umar hovat hai satrah, tab saala badh jaata hai khatra ... aur jab aurat hovat hai tees, oo saali ban javat hai cheez

Honeymoon is a three letter word ... S-E-X