I will hit him in such a place ... that he will never be able to pee

Monkeys have my grapes

I only like three things ... winning, cocaine and love games

I've taught you ... but others will enjoy

Even a prostitute doesn't charge money for sex ... she charges money to leave the bed after sex

If you're late here ... then the stomach will be out there

Tonight is not the night to yearn, it is the night to pour

When someone is going to get screwed ... then that person will get screwed ... you can call that coincidence or what the f*ck

My name is Chutiya ... I straighten the cot of very smart people

A lot of people have touched me ... but none have felt me

The short cut for success in the glamour industry is ... the short skirt

If you have money in life then you'll have sex

This time we don't do A-B-C-D with a gorgeous city girl ... but with a beautiful village girl we'll do Ka-Kha-Ga ... and F**k

Just because we don't have them ... doesn't mean we don't know how to kick them

A for apple, B for big apple, C for compact apple, D for a different persons apple

Destiny is that bitch ... who doesn't sleep with me

God has given you a lot in the front and in the back ... but he has not given you anything on the top

This is called being an asshole!

Honeymoon is a three letter word ... S-E-X

You should show ... only what people want to see