When there is Holi in a village fifty kilometers from here ... then the mom says sleep my girl ... or else Jabbar will come with his water gun

If more brothers like you are born ... then the festival of Rakhi will get erased from this world

When is Holi ... when is Holi, when?

You burn Raavan every year, because you know that ... he never dies

If you don't fast ... then there's no fun in celebrating Eid

You will get married in this house ... and wishing you a very happy Holi

You like to play Holi ... but your water gun is useless

When is Diwali ... when is Diwali!

I'll hit you behind your ears ... and the pain will last till the festival of Lord Ganesha

In Ramzan there is God "Ram" ... and in Diwali there is God "Ali"

Only play Holi as much colour as you have ... and don't sacrifice your values in trying to be loyal to someone

If wife is a heart then husband is the heartbeat ... if wife is a lamp then husband is Diwali ... if wife is a speech then husband is a curse

In Christmas everyone says that Santa Claus will come ... but everyone knows that no one will come

I've never played Holi all my life ... but now I will play Holi with blood

Every Diwali doesn't have a bonus ... every pimple doesn't have pus ... and every cross doesn't mean it's the Star Plus channel

Sex ... what sex? ... the last time we did it was in 2013 during the Bhai Dooj festival

By the grace of Goddess Laxmi I have so much money that, I can buy your shop on the festival of Dhanteras and gift it to you itself

You don't celebrate Diwali by sitting on the canister of gunpowder ... you celebrate by using the canister of gunpowder

Radhe hasn't come to leave, he's come to send people ... and we all will eat the biryani of your share ... and we'll say have a blessed Eid

Marriage is not a contract, neither a festival ... if it's a festival then it's for others ... marriage is a union of two souls two hearts ... in which two people live life together to the fullest and die together