Drinking capacity, strength to live, account balance and fear of the name ... should never be low

Who the hell drinks to tolerate ... I drink so that I can sit here, so that I can see you, so that I can tolerate you

If I am stuck as a label on an alcohol bottle ... then you are the person who stuck this label

I don't drink to die ... I die to drink

I don't live the life of the selfless ... nor do I grab and drink another's wine ... if she has love let her come and declare it ... I don't follow anyone

A person can live for 4 weeks without food, 4 days without water and may be 4 minutes without air ... but a person can't even live for 4 seconds without hope

An apple fell on a knife,a knife fell on a apple ... bloody he is not picking up the phone, when his wife is calling

Just like there is thickened milk in sweets ... just like there is Prabhu Deva in dance ... just like that I will serve brother Bali

I earn the bread for two meals a day, I pray to God five times a day ... I don't need anything more than that, and you don't have the status to buy me

Life is a race ... if you don't run fast ... you will be like a broken egg

I drink alcohol and blood on my own decision ... till stomach is full

Marriage is lentil rice for 50 years till you die ... there should be a little bit of minced mutton with bread, chicken drumsticks and hakka noodles in life, right?

Memories are like a box of sweets ... once it opens then you can't eat just one piece

I want to live life like a party so that when death comes ... it has a couple of drinks with me and then takes my life away

Today there is not even that much alcohol in the bar ... how much I used to leave over in a glass

One should get wealth, name, success, money, respect only if they care for it ... and one should get food only if they are hungry for it

You Gujarati people are so cute ... but why is your food so dangerous ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... it sounds like they are missiles

Friends make fun of you anytime ... friends make you drink alcohol saying it's a cold drink ... friends make you meet with aunties saying she is their girlfriend ... but no matter how bad they are, you remember them a lot

When it comes to marriages and weddings ... a small lie to the extent of salt in a dough, is ok

She met me like she was Heer ... she tasted like she was a pudding ... and she entered my heart like she was a arrow