Agar usse kuch hua toh goli aaisi jagah daloonga ... ki karobaar toh chhod ... tu din ke zaroori kaam karna bhi chhod dega

Tere andhar aag bhar degi yeh goli ... phir tu phaad dega uski choli

Tere toh peshaab se bhi chirag jaale hai poore pardes mein

Hey jeda poora world hai na ... sperm hai

Jaa apni mummy ke saath ... actually mummy se hi shaadi karle ... bloody mother lover

Baap, bhai, beta, shohar ... Begum Jaan ki chaukhat ke us paar hard mard murgha hota hai ... teen taangon wala murgha

Aurat ke liye mard woh hota hai joh jaanta hai ki woh mard hai ... woh nahi jisse apni chaddi ke andar ki cheez par vishvas kam ho ... aur usse cheek cheekar duniya ko batana pade ... ki main mard hoon, main mard hoon, main mard hoon

Joh bhabhiyon se kare pyar ... woh shaadi se kare hamesha inkaar

Marwadi log ke jeb mein na mawa rehta hai ... paisa woh log apni gand mein dalke rahte hai

Agar 'L' word kahoonga na ... toh 'GPL' khaoonga

Driver toh totta hai ... ek dent nahi hai poori body mein

If I slept with you, you also slept with me

Shaadi nahi hui toh kya hua, suhagraat toh roz manati hoon ... pati nahi mila toh kya hua, crorepati toh roz milte hai

Har koi subah nikalta hai soochke ki aaj kuch achcha hoga ... raat tak bas booch achcha beheta hai

I like bitches!

Mera naam hai Ibu Hatela ... maa meri chudail ki beti, baap mera shaitan ka chela ... khayega kela?

Tu toh bewakoof haiga ... chutiya toh aadmi shaadi ke baad hi hove hai

Kabhi devil aapke neeche ... kabhi aap devil ke neeche ... too much fun

Jab tune us ladki ko taste nahi kiya hai ... toh uske liye apni life waste kyun kar raha hai

Zindagi jhaant hai ... phir bhi thaant hai