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# 41

Main na ek bahut achhe ghar ka shareef launda hoon ... lekin mujhe tujhe aise dekh ke na woh dirty wale ashleel khayal aate hai


I'm a nice guy from a very good family ... but I get naughty and dirty thoughts when I see you in this way

# 42

Roses are red, violets are blue ... sex can be dangerous, but love can be to


Roses are red, violets are blue ... sex can be dangerous, but love can be to

# 43

Dine, wine, maaro me line ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?


Dine, wine, and hit on a girl ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

# 44

Aaj bhi nangi picture dekh ke dhoti gili karoge ... aaj toh poore bheeg lo


Today also you want to watch an adult film and wet your loincloth ... or do you want to get wet completely today

# 45

Logon ki maa-behan hoti hai ... aapki baap-behen ho gayi hai


People get screwed ... but you are screwed beyond limits

# 46

Jitna lamba kurta utni zyada sex drive


The longer the blouse, the higher the sex drive

# 47

Dil na saala left mein hota hai, na right mein ... center mein hota hai ... kyun ki hum mein wahin dard uth raha tha


The heart is not on the left side and neither on the right side ... it is in the center ... because I was in pain there

# 48

Kaam ka soocho ... Kamasutra ka nahi


Think about work ... not about Kamasutra

# 49

Haramzaade se yaad aaya Chaube ji ... aapke aadhar niye pitashri aaj kal kaise hai?


Mr.Chaube from the word bastard I remember ... how is your father doing these days?

# 50

Aad chahe jitna bada ho jaye ... laad ke neeche hi rehta hai


No matter how big the genitalia become ... they always stay below the mentula

# 51

Jhand fakeer, soovar ki aulaad, marjha saale kamine ... thank you!


Worthless beggar, son of a pig, go and die you rascal ... thank you!

# 52

Subah uthte hi Bijal, dopahar tak Sejal aur raat hote hote tak Kinjal


In the morning he is with Bijal, by afternoon he is with Sejal and by the night he is with Kinjal

# 53

Peepal talle padenge ... aur nadi naare hugne jayenge ... kya thundi thundi hawa lagegi pichwaare mein


We will fart under the banyan tree ... poty near the lake ... what cool cool air we will feel on our backside

# 54

Chandu ke bhatije ... phatte huye phooge ke natije


You are Chandu's nephew ... and a result of a blown balloon

# 55

Saali chalti phirti cocaine hai ... cocaine


Bloody she is walking moving cocaine ... cocaine

# 56

Hum baar baar janam lete hai karne ke liye ... achche karam


We are born again and again to do it ... I mean good deeds

# 57

Is vidya ke mandir mein ... yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai ... magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas "Dirty Picture" ki Vidya Balan nahi hai


In this temple of knowledge ... here we have an idol of knowledge and there we have a lecture on knowledge ... but unfortunately we don't have Vidya Balan from the movie "The Dirty Picture"

# 58

Ab iske alava aur kuch utaarke phekne ko mat kehna ... varna meri sharafat bura maan jayegi


Now don't ask me remove and throw anything else ... or else my honesty will feel bad

# 59

Yeh jism pyar karna nahi jaanta ... yeh jaanta hai sirf bhookh ... jism ki bhookh


This body does not know how to love ... it only knows hunger ... the hunger of body

# 60

Aadmi ka dimaag jeevan ka gyan sookne ke liye bana hai ... lekin kuch ch*tiye isse auraton ka ch*tiyapa sookne ke liye istemaal karte hai


The brain of a man is made to capture the knowledge of life ... but some crazy people use it to capture the bullshit of women

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