Main na ek bahut achhe ghar ka shareef launda hoon ... lekin mujhe tujhe aise dekh ke na woh dirty wale ashleel khayal aate hai

Roses are red, violets are blue ... sex can be dangerous, but love can be to

Dine, wine, maaro me line ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Aaj bhi nangi picture dekh ke dhoti gili karoge ... aaj toh poore bheeg lo

Logon ki maa-behan hoti hai ... aapki baap-behen ho gayi hai

Jitna lamba kurta utni zyada sex drive

Dil na saala left mein hota hai, na right mein ... center mein hota hai ... kyun ki hum mein wahin dard uth raha tha

Kaam ka soocho ... Kamasutra ka nahi

Haramzaade se yaad aaya Chaube ji ... aapke aadhar niye pitashri aaj kal kaise hai?

Aad chahe jitna bada ho jaye ... laad ke neeche hi rehta hai

Jhand fakeer, soovar ki aulaad, marjha saale kamine ... thank you!

Subah uthte hi Bijal, dopahar tak Sejal aur raat hote hote tak Kinjal

Peepal talle padenge ... aur nadi naare hugne jayenge ... kya thundi thundi hawa lagegi pichwaare mein

Chandu ke bhatije ... phatte huye phooge ke natije

Saali chalti phirti cocaine hai ... cocaine

Hum baar baar janam lete hai karne ke liye ... achche karam

Is vidya ke mandir mein ... yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai ... magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas "Dirty Picture" ki Vidya Balan nahi hai

Ab iske alava aur kuch utaarke phekne ko mat kehna ... varna meri sharafat bura maan jayegi

Yeh jism pyar karna nahi jaanta ... yeh jaanta hai sirf bhookh ... jism ki bhookh

Aadmi ka dimaag jeevan ka gyan sookne ke liye bana hai ... lekin kuch ch*tiye isse auraton ka ch*tiyapa sookne ke liye istemaal karte hai