Roses are red, violets are blue ... sex can be dangerous, but love can be to

People get screwed ... but you are screwed beyond limits

Today also you want to watch an adult film and wet your loincloth ... or do you want to get wet completely today

The heart is not on the left side and neither on the right side ... it is in the center ... because I was in pain there

Sorry wrong finger

We will fart under the banyan tree ... poty near the lake ... what cool cool air we will feel on our backside

Think about work ... not about Kamasutra

No matter how big the genitalia become ... they always stay below the mentula

Worthless beggar, son of a pig, go and die you rascal ... thank you!

Mr.Chaube from the word bastard I remember ... how is your father doing these days?

In the morning he is with Bijal, by afternoon he is with Sejal and by the night he is with Kinjal

You are Chandu's nephew ... and a result of a blown balloon

The longer the blouse, the higher the sex drive

Sister-fucker is the only curse word which is mixed in every language, every culture of our country ... just like soda is mixed with whiskey

Patience is rewarding, but far more rewarding is ... morning fruit

The flag can be of any nation ... but the pole must be Hindustani

Here even the pigeon flies with one wing ... and protects its honor with the other wing

Bloody she is walking moving cocaine ... cocaine

All guys are interested in only one thing

We are born again and again to do it ... I mean good deeds