Don't fear come near ... put my jawani ka scooter in third gear

Dine, wine, maaro me line ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Main na ek bahut achhe ghar ka shareef launda hoon ... lekin mujhe tujhe aise dekh ke na woh dirty wale ashleel khayal aate hai

Aaj bhi nangi picture dekh ke dhoti gili karoge ... aaj toh poore bheeg lo

Logon ki maa-behan hoti hai ... aapki baap-behen ho gayi hai

Jitna lamba kurta utni zyada sex drive

Haramzaade se yaad aaya Chaube ji ... aapke aadhar niye pitashri aaj kal kaise hai?

Dil na saala left mein hota hai, na right mein ... center mein hota hai ... kyun ki hum mein wahin dard uth raha tha

Kaam ka soocho ... Kamasutra ka nahi

Chandu ke bhatije ... phatte huye phooge ke natije

Aad chahe jitna bada ho jaye ... laad ke neeche hi rehta hai

Jhand fakeer, soovar ki aulaad, marjha saale kamine ... thank you!

Saali chalti phirti cocaine hai ... cocaine

Subah uthte hi Bijal, dopahar tak Sejal aur raat hote hote tak Kinjal

Peepal talle padenge ... aur nadi naare hugne jayenge ... kya thundi thundi hawa lagegi pichwaare mein

Hum baar baar janam lete hai karne ke liye ... achche karam

Ab iske alava aur kuch utaarke phekne ko mat kehna ... varna meri sharafat bura maan jayegi

Is vidya ke mandir mein ... yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai ... magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas "Dirty Picture" ki Vidya Balan nahi hai

Bhenchod eklauti aaisi gaali hai joh hamare desh ke har language mein, har culture mein is tarah gul-mili hai ... jaise whiskey mein soda

Yahan kabootar bhi ek pankh se udhta hai ... aur doosre se apna izzat bachata hai