Dine, wine, and hit on a girl ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Sorry wrong finger

I'm a nice guy from a very good family ... but I get naughty and dirty thoughts when I see you in this way

People get screwed ... but you are screwed beyond limits

Today also you want to watch an adult film and wet your loincloth ... or do you want to get wet completely today

The heart is not on the left side and neither on the right side ... it is in the center ... because I was in pain there

Think about work ... not about Kamasutra

The longer the blouse, the higher the sex drive

No matter how big the genitalia become ... they always stay below the mentula

We will fart under the banyan tree ... poty near the lake ... what cool cool air we will feel on our backside

Worthless beggar, son of a pig, go and die you rascal ... thank you!

Mr.Chaube from the word bastard I remember ... how is your father doing these days?

In the morning he is with Bijal, by afternoon he is with Sejal and by the night he is with Kinjal

We are born again and again to do it ... I mean good deeds

You are Chandu's nephew ... and a result of a blown balloon

In this temple of knowledge ... here we have an idol of knowledge and there we have a lecture on knowledge ... but unfortunately we don't have Vidya Balan from the movie "The Dirty Picture"

Patience is rewarding, but far more rewarding is ... morning fruit

This body does not know how to love ... it only knows hunger ... the hunger of body

The brain of a man is made to capture the knowledge of life ... but some crazy people use it to capture the bullshit of women

Sister-fucker is the only curse word which is mixed in every language, every culture of our country ... just like soda is mixed with whiskey