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Arshad Warsi
Arshad Warsi

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# 1

Pichwade mein itni goli maroonga ... ki uske bachche pittal ke paida honge


I will shoot so many bullets in his ass ... that his kids will be born of brass

# 2

Bhoot bhoot ... inki maa ki


Ghost ghost ... to hell with you'll

# 3

Pehle se andar hain ... aur kitna andar jayenge


We are already inside ... how much more inside can we go

# 4

Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega ... par tum toh bol sakta hai na


Brother, I won't lie ... but you can

# 5

Bhai yeh room toh ... shuru hote hi khatam ho gaya


Brother what room is this ... it ends as it starts

# 6

Life mein jab time kam rehta hai na ... double jeene ka, double


In life when you have less time ... live double, double

# 7

Tumhare paas college hai toh mere paas knowledge hai


If you have college then I have knowledge

# 8

Bhai ... tension nahin lene ka bhai


Brother ... don't take tension brother

# 9

Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?


Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?

# 10

Uparwaale ke do creations hai na, mindblowing hai ... sexy girls and very sexy girls


Two creations of God are mindblowing ... sexy girls and very sexy girls

# 11

Apun ne ek-sau-pandhra ghar khali karwaya ... baavan kidnapping kiyela hai ... kam se kam dhai-sau haddi toh torela rahenga ... pan kabhi andhar nahin aaya ... first time, first time kisi ko sorry bola ... direct andhar


We have vacated 115 houses ... done 52 kidnappings ... must have broken at least 250 bones ... but never went behind bars ... first time, first time we said sorry to someone ... and direct behind bars

# 12

Uncle aunty ki shaadi ... sunne mein kitna odd lagta hai


Uncle aunty's wedding ... it sounds so odd

# 13

Yeh Superman, Batman aur Spiderman ka baap malum hai kaun hai? ... Hanuman


Do you know who is the father of Superman, Batman and Spiderman? ... Hanuman

# 14

Abe jaldi bol ... picture khatam ho jayegi


Hey, say fast ... the movie will get over

# 15

Ox mane behll ... Ford mane gaadi ... Oxford bole toh behllgaadi


Ox means bull ... Ford means car ... Oxford becomes bullock cart

# 16

Meerut ka hoon ... apni aukaat pe aa gaya na, toh gand ka Gurgaon bana doonga


I am from Meerut ... if I come to my skin, the I will make your ass into Gurgaon

# 17

Aye bhai agar main hal chalayega ... toh bhail kya karega?


Hey brother if I drive the plough ... then what will the bull do?

# 18

Upar waala bhi aapse do yah teen din hi bada hoga


Even God is hardly 2 or 3 days elder to you

# 19

Arre kya baachaoo baachaoo chillarela hai ... izzat lootrein hai kya teri? ... police police chillaneka


What save me save me you are shouting ... are we raping you? ... you should shout police police

# 20

Tumhara ishq, ishq ... aur humara ishq, sex


Your love is love ... and my love is sex

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