I will shoot so many bullets in his ass ... that his kids will be born of brass

Ghost ghost ... to hell with you'll

We are already inside ... how much more inside can we go

Brother, I won't lie ... but you can

Brother what room is this ... it ends as it starts

In life when you have less time ... live double, double

Brother ... don't take tension brother

If you have college then I have knowledge

Two creations of God are mindblowing ... sexy girls and very sexy girls

Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?

We have vacated 115 houses ... done 52 kidnappings ... must have broken at least 250 bones ... but never went behind bars ... first time, first time we said sorry to someone ... and direct behind bars

Uncle aunty's wedding ... it sounds so odd

Hey, say fast ... the movie will get over

Do you know who is the father of Superman, Batman and Spiderman? ... Hanuman

Ox means bull ... Ford means car ... Oxford becomes bullock cart

I am from Meerut ... if I come to my skin, the I will make your ass into Gurgaon

What save me save me you are shouting ... are we raping you? ... you should shout police police

Even God is hardly 2 or 3 days elder to you

Hey brother if I drive the plough ... then what will the bull do?

Your love is love ... and my love is sex