Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na ... main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga ... dal maa ke haath ki dal
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Phikar mat ki jiye ... aapko shikayat ka mauka nahi doonga
Ritesh Deshmukh
Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada ... jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada ... wohi hota hai asli mastizaada
Sikka hila toh pass!
Sunny Leone
Sikka hila toh fail!
Ladke ki kaathi ... kaathi pe ghoda ... ghode ki bum mein joh maara hathoda
Suresh Menon
Tumhare zakhmon pe blow karna mera job hai
Keh raha hai dil yeh rangeela ... kab tak rahoonga tanha aur dheela ... aaj apne pyar ka pani barsakar ... dekh tujhe kaise karta hoon main bheega
Tum dono bhai behan ne milkar meri maa behan kar di hai
Tusshar Kapoor
No commitment, only entertainment ... no suhaag, only raat ... no mangalsutra, only kamasutra
Isse pehle ki rab ne bana di jodi ... chadh lo do ya teen aur ghodi
Pehle maroonga insaan ki tarah ... phir maroonga toofan ki tarah ... and finally maroonga Salman ki tarah
Jhoote sex addicts bankar apple ko dosh dena toh sirf ek bahana hai ... kyun ki poori duniya ka national fruit toh ullu banana hai
Vir Das
Patli ho ya moti ... poori janta mooh se lagayegi aapki goti
Sabke saamne apahij hone ka raag ... aur asal mein bhaag Milkha bhaag
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