No one can take Kashmir and no one can give Kashmir ... the only thing that can happen in Kashmir is a three day and two night honeymoon package

When you can't change the girl ... change the girl

If love is the pant then friendship is the underwear ... even if the pant rips off then the underwear saves the humiliation

If you come wearing a white sari and a red bindi ... then swear on my mom you will look like an ambulance

She met me like she was Heer ... she tasted like she was a pudding ... and she entered my heart like she was a arrow

A wife asked her husband, tell me the truth with how many have you slept? ... the husband said, I have only slept with you, but with many others I was awake all night

What a thing a woman is ... if you say anything then her face swells ... and if you do anything then her belly swells

Buddies you are my shorts

I said a poem in a big crowd ... and the tigeress became a widow

Fifty miles away in a village when a father is awake in the night ... then the son says to him - "sleep or else one more like me will come"

It's the beginning of love, why do you cry ... there is toilet paper, do you want to wipe with that?

Neither there is a wedding nor is it night, but it still looks like a scene of the nuptial night ... believe it or not, every dog has its day

Even if I die I will apply the ointment and go ... and when I go I won't break my friends heart, I will get in my friends heart and go

She has the smile of Madhuri, the magic of Juhi, the mischief of Sridevi ... and she is covered Mallika Sherawat

Never underestimate 3 things in life ... love, sex and betrayal

When I am good I am good ... when I am bad I am even better

I am nothing but she is the bell of danger ... bloody she is the China stuff which has no guarantee and no warranty

She was the bomb and I got blasted ... without stopping on any station this slow train became a fast one

In this temple of knowledge ... here we have an idol of knowledge and there we have a lecture on knowledge ... but unfortunately we don't have Vidya Balan from the movie "The Dirty Picture"

Early to bed and early to rise ... makes your girlfriend go with other guys

There are no classes for kiss ... it's just a hit with the masses

She is that Seema who has no limits ... and she is that Seema who has no insurance of her character

He is H2O (water) by face and H2SO4 (sulfuric acid) by brains

Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runner ... ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaster ... and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes

How amazing is the moon ... in childhood it looks like my mother and in youth it looks like the mother of my child

You are the true He-man of Seema ... so what if you haven't worn your underwear outside ... you are her Superman

Every boy is like the bottle of soda ... instead of a mind they have a cap on the top

They both have the same blood group ... not because they are twins ... but because they keep sucking the blood of each other

From today I am your blanket and you are my quilt ... I am your Honda and you are my Hyundai ... I am your loincloth and you are my neck tie ... I salute you my brother

You're the one on whom my heart is stuck

One friend was beaten by another friend ... oh Miss, it is the strength of the body and the strength of the heart

What's the matter? ... is their a girl in life?

When you hit on someone physically then health becomes perfectly fine

What Raniji can't ... I can!

Wipe all the complaints using the detergent of your heart