I'll do whatever you want ... I'll do it wherever you want ... I'll do it however you want

The biggest bullshit they have is that they want to talk even after sex ... who drinks a soup after having a dessert?

I will remove your nose and put it in your back side ... bloody you will die right there with the smell

Women like you can't live without a man ... oh sorry in your case without men

I give education to the poor children ... inspiration to widowed mothers ... and masturbation to unmarried men

The bomb ripped and tore apart everything

You fail if the coin moves!

They are stuck in such a way ... that if the censor board sees it then they will use the scissors

Like a mother doesn't differentiate between her children ... just like that even the police doesn't differentiate between their criminals ... we'll look at all of them with one eye ... with the evil eye

You're a complete package ... from outside you're innocent and from inside you're slutty

No matter how much you study, graduation or post-graduation ... but until you don't have a wedding necklace in your neck ... till then your life isn't called complete

Love is that excuse which lust uses to fulfill its needs

If I tell him then his manlihood will be hurt ... he is such an ignorant person that he measures his manlihood with his sperm count

If I say the love word ... then she will kick my ass

Tonight he's got married and in some time he will start his honeymoon ... and that to from night until afternoon

The driver is beautiful ... she doesn't have a single mark on her body

If I slept with you, you also slept with me

The wedding guests do not stay for the nuptial night

I like bitches!

Sometimes the devil is below you ... sometimes you're below the devil ... too much fun