Kutton ka jhund kitna bhi bada ho ... uske liye ek sher hi kaafi hota hai

Jisme hai dum ... to fakht Bajirao Singham

Aata maajhi satakli!

Meri zarooratein kam hai ... is liye mere zameer mein dum hai

Aali re aali ... aata tujhi baari aali

Police waalon ki na dosti achchi na dushmani ... tune toh dono hi kar li

Galat kya hai yeh jaanne se koi farak nahi padta ... galat ko sahi karne se farak padta hai

Meri ek awaaz par yeh tera kya karenge ... abhi ke abhi ... patloon toh teri geeli ho gayi hai ... abhi ke abhi ... mujhe chuha bhi toh yeh log tujh kaat dalenge ... abhi ke abhi

Mere saath kuch bhi karneka ... mera ego hurt nahi karneka

Yeh gaon mera hain aur main is gaon ka Jaikant Shikre

Minister log mere peeche aur police log mere jeb mein rehte hain

Is desh ke rajneeti mein system ho na ho ... yahan ke system mein rajneeti zaroor chalta hai

Bahut kursi kursi karta hai na tu ... is baar tujhe aisi jagah marenge ... ki jitni baar kursi pe behtega hum mein yaad karega

Tere khaki ki kasam ... khaak mein mila doonga tereko

Aali re aali ... maajhi baari aali

Music system bajta hai ... aur mera system bajata hai

Joh kanoon todega, main uski haddiyan todonga

Ghanta! Ghanta! ... mera kuch bighadoge tum log

Maar do phek do ... biryani banake khalo

Ab tu marne se pehle hazaar baar marega

Arre 'V' 'O' ... tumcha aaicha gho

Tere is post ka post mortem kar sakta hoon main ... abhi ke abhi ... zameen ke neeche rhenge waale keede jaisi haalat kar sakta hoon main teri ... abhi ke abhi ... aaisa interior decoration karoonga idhar ka, police station kam shamshan zyada lagega ... abhi ke abhi

Tu duty kar re ... ungli mat kar!

Saale in logon ko diesel phukat mein milta hai kya ... poore department ki gaadiyaan mere peeche pari hai

Cockroach marne ke vaaste Baygon nahin mila toh ... Paragon bhi chalta hai