Joh mera paisa dooba ... toh main dugna tere pichwaade mein haath dalke nikalongi

Main juttha toh kutte ka jaana ... aur sachcha toh teri maa ka khasam ... bhenchod!

Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada ... jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada ... wohi hota hai asli mastizaada

Arre yeh saale Majnu bhai patthar khane waale kaam karte hai ... khud ko toh Laila milti nahi ... aur jisko mil-rehli hai us mein bhi fingerbaazi

Yeh andhere mein hazaar volt ke jhatke kyun de rahi ho? ... mere dil mein na jaane kaise kaise bulb jal uthe

Ek baar aagad paachad sahi dikhe na ... toh ladka aagad paachad ghoomta rahega

Love aur sex ke beech mein na confuse nahi karna chahiye ... it's a physical need

Don't horny me!

Aaisi jagah laat marenge na ... ki poori zindagi apni aurat ke paas jaane se gabrayega

Tere baap ne time pe withdraw kar liya hota ... toh tu haramzadgi se bach jata na

Jaise maa apne bachon mein farak nahi karti ... aise police wala bhi apne badmasho mein farak nahi karte ... hum sabko ek hi aankh se dekhenge ... maa ki aankh se

(Pyar se dekho) ... Arre hamari g**nd phatti huyi hai, kahan se layenge pyar

Sikka hila toh pass!

Shakal dekh kar bande ka sperm pehchaan jaata hoon

Hamaade gaon mein chuttad dhone se pehle ... tamancha chalana sikhate hai

(Ek mahine ka waqt hai, sirf ek mahina) ... Mahina humein gin'na aata hai sahab ... har baar saala laal karke jaata hai

Suhaagraat mein baraati nahi aate

Yahan par koi halka nahi mootta

Tum jaisi auratein mard ke bagair reh nahi sakti ... oh sorry in your case mardon ke bagair

Sikka hila toh fail!