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# 161

Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada ... jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada ... wohi hota hai asli mastizaada


Whom the world calls as a rascal ... whom the girls with love say a little more ... he's the person who has the real fun

# 162

Dost do kisam ke hote hai ... ek woh jinhe raat ke do bajhe bhi phone kiya ja sakta hai ... and you know ki they will be there for you ... aur doosre woh jinhe raat ke do bajhe hi phone kiya jaata hai


There are two types of friends ... one whom we can call at 2am in the night ... and you know that they will be there for you ... and second whom we call only at 2am in the night

# 163

Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta


The lentil is cooked, the meat is ready ... and now I can't stay away from your body

# 164

Yeh andhere mein hazaar volt ke jhatke kyun de rahi ho? ... mere dil mein na jaane kaise kaise bulb jal uthe


Why are you giving thousand volt shocks in the dark? ... I'm not sure what different kinds of bulbs are lighting up in my heart

# 165

Ek baar aagad paachad sahi dikhe na ... toh ladka aagad paachad ghoomta rahega


If your front and back looks great ... then the boy will roam in front of you and behind you

# 166

Love aur sex ke beech mein na confuse nahi karna chahiye ... it's a physical need


You should not get confused between love and sex ... it's a physical need

# 167

Kuch cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaye toh darr laga rehta hai ... khaas kar sex and money ... aur kuch logon ke paas dono hi cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaati hai


One becomes scared when they have a few things more than enough ... especially sex and money ... and some people have both these things more than enough

# 168

Don't horny me!


Don't horny me!

# 169

Joh mera paisa dooba ... toh main dugna tere pichwaade mein haath dalke nikalongi


If I lose my money ... then I will use my hand and recuperate double from your backside

# 170

Arre yeh saale Majnu bhai patthar khane waale kaam karte hai ... khud ko toh Laila milti nahi ... aur jisko mil-rehli hai us mein bhi fingerbaazi


Mr. Majnu does the kind of work that calls for pelting stones ... he himself is not able to get Laila ... and he puts his finger in between those who are getting her

# 171

Shakal dekh kar bande ka sperm pehchaan jaata hoon


I can recognize the sperm of a person by looking at his face

# 172

(Pyar se dekho) ... Arre hamari g**nd phatti huyi hai, kahan se layenge pyar


(Look at her with love) ... Bloody I'm scared like hell, from where will I bring love

# 173

(Ek mahine ka waqt hai, sirf ek mahina) ... Mahina humein gin'na aata hai sahab ... har baar saala laal karke jaata hai


(You have a months time, just one month) ... Sir, I know how to count a month ... every time it comes, it leaves making me red

# 174

Sikka hila toh pass!


You pass if the coin moves!

# 175

'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ki jagah ... 'M' for maa-ki aur 'B' for bhen-ki bolna seekh gaye


Instead of 'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ... we learnt to say 'M' for mother-f**ker and 'B' for bloody sister-f**ker

# 176

Jhooti aastha nahi, raasta sachcha doonga ... tum mera haath pakad lo, main tumhe bachcha doonga


I will show you the true path, and not the false opinion ... you hold my hand, and I will give you a child

# 177

Pyar mein aur photograph mein koi farak nahi hai ... dono andhere mein develop hote hai


There is no difference between love and photographs ... they both develop in darkness

# 178

Joh aap kahoge woh karungi ... jahan aap bologe wahan karungi ... jaise aap kahoge waise karungi


I'll do whatever you want ... I'll do it wherever you want ... I'll do it however you want

# 179

Inka sabse bada ch*tiyapa yeh hai ki inhe sex ke baad bhi baat karni hai ... meetha khane ke baad koi soup peeta hai kya?


The biggest bullshit they have is that they want to talk even after sex ... who drinks a soup after having a dessert?

# 180

Aapki aankhon mein dekha toh irradon mein badmashiyan aa gayi


My intentions became naughty when I looked in your eyes

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