Baa baa black sheep have you any balls ... yes sir, yes sir three footballs ... one for the coach, one for the assistant and one for the crotch

There are two types of friends ... one whom we can call at 2am in the night ... and you know that they will be there for you ... and second whom we call only at 2am in the night

One becomes scared when they have a few things more than enough ... especially sex and money ... and some people have both these things more than enough

The lentil is cooked, the meat is ready ... and now I can't stay away from your body

If I lose my money ... then I will use my hand and recuperate double from your backside

Your condition has become like that of a prostitute with aids ... who does not get any customers

(Look at her with love) ... Bloody I'm scared like hell, from where will I bring love

(You have a months time, just one month) ... Sir, I know how to count a month ... every time it comes, it leaves making me red

I will kick you in such a place that ... for the entire life you will be scared of going to your wife

Mr. Majnu does the kind of work that calls for pelting stones ... he himself is not able to get Laila ... and he puts his finger in between those who are getting her

There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand

You pass if the coin moves!

There is no difference between love and photographs ... they both develop in darkness

I can recognize the sperm of a person by looking at his face

If I'm a liar then I'm a bitch's son ... and if I'm correct then your mother's illegitimate lover ... you sister fucker!

Instead of 'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ... we learnt to say 'M' for mother-f**ker and 'B' for bloody sister-f**ker

I will show you the true path, and not the false opinion ... you hold my hand, and I will give you a child

I'm somebody who can get anybody ... but I want nobody other than your body

My intentions became naughty when I looked in your eyes

I'll do whatever you want ... I'll do it wherever you want ... I'll do it however you want