If I lose my money ... then I will use my hand and recuperate double from your backside

I will kick you in such a place that ... for the entire life you will be scared of going to your wife

Your condition has become like that of a prostitute with aids ... who does not get any customers

If your front and back looks great ... then the boy will roam in front of you and behind you

Mr. Majnu does the kind of work that calls for pelting stones ... he himself is not able to get Laila ... and he puts his finger in between those who are getting her

You should not get confused between love and sex ... it's a physical need

I can recognize the sperm of a person by looking at his face

If I'm a liar then I'm a bitch's son ... and if I'm correct then your mother's illegitimate lover ... you sister fucker!

(Look at her with love) ... Bloody I'm scared like hell, from where will I bring love

Instead of 'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ... we learnt to say 'M' for mother-f**ker and 'B' for bloody sister-f**ker

One becomes scared when they have a few things more than enough ... especially sex and money ... and some people have both these things more than enough

There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand

Sex is the answer to all problems ... Sir, it's the solution to life ... it's the only one thing for which you don't have to think, am I dressed right for the occasion or not

You pass if the coin moves!

My intentions became naughty when I looked in your eyes

There is no difference between love and photographs ... they both develop in darkness

I will show you the true path, and not the false opinion ... you hold my hand, and I will give you a child

I'm somebody who can get anybody ... but I want nobody other than your body

I'll do whatever you want ... I'll do it wherever you want ... I'll do it however you want

Women like you can't live without a man ... oh sorry in your case without men