Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada ... jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada ... wohi hota hai asli mastizaada
Ritesh Deshmukh
Dost do kisam ke hote hai ... ek woh jinhe raat ke do bajhe bhi phone kiya ja sakta hai ... and you know ki they will be there for you ... aur doosre woh jinhe raat ke do bajhe hi phone kiya jaata hai
Gulshan Devaiah
Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta
Aftab Shivdasani
Yeh andhere mein hazaar volt ke jhatke kyun de rahi ho? ... mere dil mein na jaane kaise kaise bulb jal uthe
Govinda
Ek baar aagad paachad sahi dikhe na ... toh ladka aagad paachad ghoomta rahega
Upasna Singh
Love aur sex ke beech mein na confuse nahi karna chahiye ... it's a physical need
Kuch cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaye toh darr laga rehta hai ... khaas kar sex and money ... aur kuch logon ke paas dono hi cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaati hai
Irrfan Khan
Don't horny me!
Suresh Menon
Joh mera paisa dooba ... toh main dugna tere pichwaade mein haath dalke nikalongi
Richa Chadda
Arre yeh saale Majnu bhai patthar khane waale kaam karte hai ... khud ko toh Laila milti nahi ... aur jisko mil-rehli hai us mein bhi fingerbaazi
John Abraham
Shakal dekh kar bande ka sperm pehchaan jaata hoon
Annu Kapoor
(Pyar se dekho) ... Arre hamari g**nd phatti huyi hai, kahan se layenge pyar
Rajkummar Rao
(Ek mahine ka waqt hai, sirf ek mahina) ... Mahina humein gin'na aata hai sahab ... har baar saala laal karke jaata hai
Vidya Balan
Sikka hila toh pass!
Sunny Leone
'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ki jagah ... 'M' for maa-ki aur 'B' for bhen-ki bolna seekh gaye
Ranveer Singh
Jhooti aastha nahi, raasta sachcha doonga ... tum mera haath pakad lo, main tumhe bachcha doonga
Sanjay Dutt
Pyar mein aur photograph mein koi farak nahi hai ... dono andhere mein develop hote hai
Johnny Lever
Joh aap kahoge woh karungi ... jahan aap bologe wahan karungi ... jaise aap kahoge waise karungi
Urvashi Rautela
Inka sabse bada ch*tiyapa yeh hai ki inhe sex ke baad bhi baat karni hai ... meetha khane ke baad koi soup peeta hai kya?
Kartik Aaryan
Aapki aankhon mein dekha toh irradon mein badmashiyan aa gayi
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