Abhe tera pichwada hai yah Vijayawada?

Sex ... kaunsa sex? ... pichle baar 2013 mein Bhai Dooj ke time mein hua tha yeh

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai ... ki jaa rahi hai

Meri toh har raat suhaag raat hoti hai

See you all in the morning ... my babes are calling

There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand

Na main shayar hoon, na shayar ka bhatija hoon ... main toh jhi apne maa baap ke manoranjan ka natija hoon

Arre 'V' 'O' ... tumcha aaicha gho

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta

Kamre tak chhodne waale kabhi kabhi kamre ke andhar tak aa jaate hai

Science jism ko jaanta hai ... aatma ko nahi

'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ki jagah ... 'M' for maa-ki aur 'B' for bhen-ki bolna seekh gaye

Pehle bhi dekha hai ishq mein andha bawla hote ... par chutiya pehli baar dekhriya hoon main

Kuch cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaye toh darr laga rehta hai ... khaas kar sex and money ... aur kuch logon ke paas dono hi cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaati hai

Aaj main thakne ke mood mein nahi ... thakaane ke mood mein hoon

Tujhe dekhke na ... mere dimaag ka parental control hi switch off ho jaata hai

Chokri bani hai chedne ke liye ... chatri bani hai kholne ke liye ... chadar bani hai odhne ke liye

Teri halat us aids lagi randi ki tarah ho gayi hai ... jiske paas kabhi koi grahak nahin jaata

Bribe is an institution started by women ... kyun ki inke pass joh dene ko rishvat hai woh kabhi khatam nahi hone waali ... aur hum saale rishvatkhor apni maraaye jaa rahe hai ... isse toh acha hai saala apne haath se hi shaadi karlo