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# 141
Science jism ko jaanta hai ... aatma ko nahi
Science knows the body ... not the soul
# 142
Meri toh har raat suhaag raat hoti hai
Every night of mine is a nuptial night
# 143
Aaise mat dekho ... lagta hai marinated murghi ko tandoor dekh raha hai
Don't look at me like this ... it feels like the oven is staring at the marinated chicken
# 144
Only shak ... no f*ck!
Only suspicion ... no f*cking!
# 145
Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass
Stay or leave, it's your wish ... I don't give a crocodile's ass
# 146
Pehle bhi dekha hai ishq mein andha bawla hote ... par chutiya pehli baar dekhriya hoon main
I have seen before people going blind and crazy in love ... but I am seeing a dumbass for the first time
# 147
Aaj main thakne ke mood mein nahi ... thakaane ke mood mein hoon
Today I am not in the mood of getting tired ... I am in the mood of making you tired
# 148
Tujhe dekhke na ... mere dimaag ka parental control hi switch off ho jaata hai
When I see you ... the parental control switch in my mind turns off
# 149
Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga ... ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega ... aur nikalna bhi
If you touch me again, then I will cut your hand and push it in such a place ... that for lifetime you will have to eat from your mouth ... and remove also
# 150
Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada ... jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada ... wohi hota hai asli mastizaada
Whom the world calls as a rascal ... whom the girls with love say a little more ... he's the person who has the real fun
# 151
Bribe is an institution started by women ... kyun ki inke pass joh dene ko rishvat hai woh kabhi khatam nahi hone waali ... aur hum saale rishvatkhor apni maraaye jaa rahe hai ... isse toh acha hai saala apne haath se hi shaadi karlo
Bribe is an institution started by women ... because what they have to offer as a bribe is never ending ... and we dumb people who accept their bribe are getting screwed ... better than that would be to marry our hands
# 152
Na main shayar hoon, na shayar ka bhatija hoon ... main toh jhi apne maa baap ke manoranjan ka natija hoon
I am not a poet, neither am I related to a poet ... I am the outcome of my parents entertainment
# 153
Tere baap ne time pe withdraw kar liya hota ... toh tu haramzadgi se bach jata na
If your father had withdrawn at the right moment ... then you would not have been a bastard
# 154
Love aur sex ke beech mein na confuse nahi karna chahiye ... it's a physical need
You should not get confused between love and sex ... it's a physical need
# 155
Don't horny me!
Don't horny me!
# 156
Kya figure hai yaar ... na ek millimeter idhar na ek millimeter udhar ... upar waale ne bhi cold coffee peete hue banaya hoga yeh garma garam piece
What a figure she has ... not a millimeter here and not a millimeter there ... God must have made this hot piece while drinking cold coffee
# 157
Yeh andhere mein hazaar volt ke jhatke kyun de rahi ho? ... mere dil mein na jaane kaise kaise bulb jal uthe
Why are you giving thousand volt shocks in the dark? ... I'm not sure what different kinds of bulbs are lighting up in my heart
# 158
Chokri bani hai chedne ke liye ... chatri bani hai kholne ke liye ... chadar bani hai odhne ke liye
A girl is made to be teased ... an umbrella is made to be open ... a sheet is made to be worn
# 159
Hamaade gaon mein chuttad dhone se pehle ... tamancha chalana sikhate hai
In our village even before they teach you how to wipe your ass ... they teach you how to use a pistol
# 160
Dost do kisam ke hote hai ... ek woh jinhe raat ke do bajhe bhi phone kiya ja sakta hai ... and you know ki they will be there for you ... aur doosre woh jinhe raat ke do bajhe hi phone kiya jaata hai
There are two types of friends ... one whom we can call at 2am in the night ... and you know that they will be there for you ... and second whom we call only at 2am in the night
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