Peene ki capacity, jeene ki strength, account ka balance aur naam ka khauf ... kabhi bhi kam nahi hona chahiye

Mujhe achcha banne ka koi shaunk nahi hai ... suna hai upar waala achche logon ko bahut jald apne paas bula leta hai

Hero marne ke baad swarg jaata hai ... aur villian jeete ji swarg paata hai

Maan gaya toh thik hai ... varna galat kaam toh main bachpan se karte aa raha hoon

Agar main hero ban gaya ... toh meri pehchaan bura maan jayegi

Ladki jab roti hai na bahut saare reasons hote hai ... par jab ladka rota hai ... reason ladki hi hoti hai

Khiladi tha ... ab pura khel hoon

Mohabbat woh mohra hai jiski wajah se bade badhon ko maat mili hai

Sachche dost aasoon ki tarah hote hai ... yahan dil udaas hua ... wahan woh aa gaye

In award ki keemat sirf ek saal ki hoti hai ... par duayein hamesha saath deti hai ... is liye kehna chahongi, bus dua mein yaad rakhna

Chaubees ghante ka time hai ... khud nahi aayi toh is Ravan se bachane ke liye koi Ram nahi aane waala

Hero kya hota hai? ... pyar ke liye ladne waala, dosti ke liye marne waala ... kismat se fakeer par himmat se bhara hua ... sharif aadmi

Kisi ki itni baddua bhi mat lo ... ke log duaon mein tumhari maut maange

Dafan toh sabne hona hai ek din ... jeete ji dab gaya toh jeena mitti hai

Apni dosti tire aur tube jaisi hai ... hawa teri nikalti hai aur bahet main jaata hoon

Pyar mein marne ke liye tayyar ho jao

Aaj kal pyar na naukrani jaisa ho gaya hai ... aata hai, bell bhajata hai, kaam karta hai aur chala jaata hai

Mehnat se sirf ghar bante hai ... sapno ke mahal nahi

Aadmi toh auraton ke hote hai ... mujhe mard chahiye, mard

Na kisi ne lori gaakar sulaya hai ... na kisi ne maatha chumkar uthaya hai

Naam bata diya ... toh pehchaan bura maan jayegi

Yeh Bambai hai ... aur yahan sapne us hi ke poore hote hai ... jinki aankhen khuli rehti hai

Bachpan se aaj tak is shehar ne har haq diya ... lekin dekho baat pyar ki aayi toh sautela kar diya

Naam apna bada na ho ... par humne kaam kabhi chote nahi kiye hai

Insaan ki zindagi par shak hota hai ... bus wahi nahi milta jispar hamara haq hota hai

Mera naam hi kaafi hai ... logon ke pasine chhudane ke liye

Apne dhande ki ek saying hai ... jahan teen ka tikda, wahan kaam bhigda

Ravan Ram Ram nahi karte ... seedha Sita ko utha lete hai

Aam aadmi aam hi ki tarah hote hai ... koi unhe choos leta hai toh phir koi unhe kaat deta hai

Seedhe toh aaj kal sadhu nahi chalte ... main toh phir shaitan hoon

Jab mila tha tu mere ghutne tak aata tha ... aaj tujhe tere ghutno pe lana hoga

Is shehar ke shahenshah log mahalo mein rehte hai ... par is jungle ko chalane ke liye joh sher chahiye woh sadako par hi pehda hote hai

Main ek baar dhande ke paise chhod sakta hoon ... par jeet ka maal nahi

Ab agar kisi ne tumhe mujhse cheen liya ... toh mera guroor haar jayega

Dimaag jhoot par chal sakta hai ... par dil nahi

Doodh mein nimbu jisne daala ... paneer uska

Galati karne waalo ke liye Shoaib sirf ek hi raasta chhodta hai ... upar ka

Tu apna bachcha hai ... tere maatam pe ek peg extra lagaonga ... lekin saale tujhe maaroonga zaroor

Subah ki pehli local se leke raat ki aakhri botal tak ... har aadmi ki zubaan par sirf ek hi naam hona chahiye

Yeh dhyan rakhna ... jiske kadmo mein duniya rakhna chahte ho ... kahin aaisa na ho ki uski duniya hi alag ho

Machar jiska khoon peeta hai ... saala marta bhi us hi ke haathon hai

Jinki kismat chamakni hoti hai ... wohi meri nazar mein aa jaate hai

Pyar bhaut badi googly hoti hai ... mil jaye toh badam varna saali moongphali bhi nahi hoti hai

Logon ko jahan attack aata hai ... apne ko wahan pyar aa gaya hai

Sitaro ke tootne se aasman ko koi farak nahi padta

Tevar na dikhao toh log aankhen dikhane lagte hai

Jitne mere khilaf khade huye hai ... woh saale kabr mein pair failake lete huye hai

Sooch ke bolonga toh baat bura maan jayegi

Apno se jeetkar bhi haar hi milti hai

Tum woh mannat ho ... joh minnatein karke poori hoti hai

Pyar ke joh kisse hote hai ... bahut kam logon ke hisse hote hai

Tujhe chaand de diya toh baki sab Eid kaise manayenge ... aur taare dilwa diye toh chaand akela padh jayega na

Mujhe yaad kiye bina toh achche logon ki misaal nahi di jaati

Tumne mujhe bahut kuch diya aur mera sab kuch cheen liya ... khushiya di lekin baatne waale nahi, tofhe diye lekin taarif karne waale nahi ... aasman par bhithakar meri zameen cheen li tumne

Duniya mein do tarah ke mard hote hai ... ek joh kabhi mauke par saath nahi dete ... aur ek joh mauka dhoondte rehte hai

Baaziyan palat jaati hai jab insaan palatte hai

Agar isko kuch hua na ... toh tera postmortem pakka

Keemat thik lagi ho ... toh sabse pehle sapne hi bikte hai

Laal batti se mera bada purana rishta hai ... hamesha mere peeche rahi hai ... aaj aage hai

Dushman jab haath se nikal jaata hai na ... toh poori raat chudiyon ki awaaz sunai deti hai

Pyar mein aadmi cricketer jaisa hota hai ... dil out ho jaata hai dimaag appeal karta rehta hai

Jaan se zyada yahan zubaan ki keemat hoti hai

Aadmi ki zindagi ko swarg aurat banati hai ... aur aadmi ko swargwasi bhi aurat

Jitne tune rozze nahi dekhe na ... usse zyada chaand raatein dekhi hai maine

Joh tumhare raaste pe chalta hai ... wohi tumhara raasta kaatne ki koshish karta hai

Yeh Bambai bhale hi Kumkum se Kimi Katkar ho gayi hai ... par aaj bhi aankhen bandh karke tumhe aadhi Bambai ghuma sakta hoon

Ab iske alava aur kuch utaarke phekne ko mat kehna ... varna meri sharafat bura maan jayegi

Rishtey jazbaato se bante hai ... zabardasti se nahi

Koi kaam aadmi achcha kare toh saale ke liye champagne kholo ... bura toh uski khopdi

Andhar ki baat bolni ho ... toh bahar se sahi lagna chahiye

Bahut dino baad Bambai ne mujhe apni baahon mein bulaya hai ... ab dekhna yeh hai ke woh gale lagati hai ... yah phir gala kaatti hai

Meter kitna bhi tezz bhaag le ... taxi se aage nahi bhaag sakta

Pyar mein aadmi double jeeta hai ... jab poori duniya soyi rehti hai tab bhi woh jaage rehta hai ... ho gaya na double

Kehte hai ki mera dimaag museum mein rakhne layak hai

Khuda itni zehmat kar ... ke bandhe thodi rehmat kar

Aathana dalke do kaudi ki dhamki toh koi bhi de sakta

Main tujhe marra hua dekh sakta hoon ... lekin kabhi shak se nahi dekh sakta

Yeh zubaan ki chupi ... pyar ki puppy lene hi nahi degi

Kaam bhale hi main gande karta hoon ... par saaf sutre rehne ki gandi aadat hai mujhe

Aadmi ki achchai dab sakti hai ... marr nahi sakti

Agar do din ki zindagi bhi aaisi ho jaye ... toh teesre din marna manzoor hai

Himmat ko aage badhne ke liye pairo ki zaroorat nahi hoti

Lagta hai bhagwan ne saara maal pani aankhon mein de rakha hai ... upar dena bhool gaya hai

Yeh aankhen nahi khatarnak ghat hai ... ek taraf khai hai, ek taraf pahad ... kahin phisal na jaana

Sharif khaye daal roti aur kamina seekh boti

Pyar mein aadmi cutting chai jaisa hota hai ... na pyaas bhujti hai na mann bharta hai

Ab agar daan kiya ... toh dhanda bura maan jayega

Joh de saath ... uske raho khaas

Aankhen dil ka pata batati hai

Candle ki roshni mein teri aankhen aaisi lag rahi hai jaise ... police jeep ki headlight

Tujhe seekhne mein do janam lagenge ... mera paas ek hi hai

Main ek din mein do galat kaam nahi karta

Jahan mile dost ko jughaad ... dosti ho gayi kabaad

Tumhari manzil zameen nahi ... aasman hai

Burai se mooh modh lena aasaan hai ... peecha chhudana nahi

Bambai chalti do cheezon par hai ... ek luck, doosri local

You give dhyan ... I give gyan

Yeh pyar ke pange hai ... is mein pyar se kuch nahi hota

Yeh Bambai hai ... yahan bolneka thank le aur vatak le