Chaand jab aadha ho jaave hai na ... toh bhi chaand hi kehlave hai

When the moon becomes half ... it is still called as the moon

Bewakoof aur chutiye mein dhaage bhar ka farak hota haiga bhaiya ... dhaage ke ingay bewakoof aur ungay chutiya ... aur joh dhaaga hainch lo, toh kaun hai bewakoof aur kaun hai chutiya, crore rupiye ka prashan hai bhaiya

Brother, there is only a threads difference between a fool and a dumbass ... on one end of the thread is the fool and on the other is the dumbass ... and brother if you break that thread it's a million dollar question as to who's the fool and who's the dumbass

Hassi badi mehangi ho rakhi hai duniya mein

A smile is getting more and more expensive in the world

Main juttha toh kutte ka jaana ... aur sachcha toh teri maa ka khasam ... bhenchod!

If I'm a liar then I'm a bitch's son ... and if I'm correct then your mother's illegitimate lover ... you sister fucker!

Joh ladki apne baap ko thug sakti hai ... woh kisi aur ki sagi kya hogi

The girl who betray's her own father ... how can she be trusted by anyone else

Sarat ghodon pe lagate hai ... kathor sheron pe nahi

Bets should be placed on horses ... not on cruel lions

Joh agwai ka kaam kare so hijra bhaisaab

Brother, those who do the work of kidnapping are eunuchs

Tere toh peshaab se bhi chirag jaale hai poore pardes mein

Your urine lights the lamps around the world

Tu toh bewakoof haiga ... chutiya toh aadmi shaadi ke baad hi hove hai

Surely you are a fool ... because a man becomes an idiot only after he gets married

Badi lakdi mat utha kuptaan!

Captain, don't try to do big things!

Ghagre mein ghus ke ho rahi thi fund raising?

You were raising the funds inside the skirt, right?

Mard aur aurat mein kadhai karchi ka rishta hove ... akele rehve toh manoosiya ... aur saale saath rehve toh khana kan, khana kan, khana kan

The relationship of a man and a woman is like that of a pan and a stirrer ... when they are alone, they are useless ... and when they stay together, then they make a lot of noise