Sabar ka phal meetha hota hai, aur usse bhi zyada meetha hota hai ... sabere ka phal

I fuck the people who fuck with me!

Bhenchod eklauti aaisi gaali hai joh hamare desh ke har language mein, har culture mein is tarah gul-mili hai ... jaise whiskey mein soda

Yahan kabootar bhi ek pankh se udhta hai ... aur doosre se apna izzat bachata hai

Jhanda chahe kisi bhi desh da ho ... par danda Hindustani hona chahiye

Sab ladko ko ek hi cheez mein interest hota hai

Saara din woh bandh kamre mein ghutar-gu ghutar-gu ... natija kab milega haan?

Raat ko barah ki sui ke tarah chipke rehte ho ... aur din me che ki tarah

Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?

Between two legs itna danda maarenge ... ki na bajne layak rahoge na bajane layak

Uparwaale ke do creations hai na, mindblowing hai ... sexy girls and very sexy girls

Zara si savdaani ... zindagi bhar aasaani

Balls to you and your dosti man!

Har jism ki ek expiry date hoti hai

Hamaar sunba na toh ganiyan phatt jayi

Tere shareer mein itna khoon nahi hoga ... jitna Ravi Kumar ek baar mein moot deta hai

Kadaknath khaya karo ... sab kuch kadak rahega

Ek relationship mein pade huye aadmi ka dimaag nichhodke agar aap dekhe ... toh aapko balti bharke ch*tiyapa milega

Shake it, take it and fake it

Aaisi maar khayega ... phir kabhi susu na kar payega