Aadmi ka dimaag jeevan ka gyan sookne ke liye bana hai ... lekin kuch ch*tiye isse auraton ka ch*tiyapa sookne ke liye istemaal karte hai

Sabar ka phal meetha hota hai, aur usse bhi zyada meetha hota hai ... sabere ka phal

I fuck the people who fuck with me!

Yeh jism pyar karna nahi jaanta ... yeh jaanta hai sirf bhookh ... jism ki bhookh

Jhanda chahe kisi bhi desh da ho ... par danda Hindustani hona chahiye

Between two legs itna danda maarenge ... ki na bajne layak rahoge na bajane layak

Sab ladko ko ek hi cheez mein interest hota hai

Raat ko barah ki sui ke tarah chipke rehte ho ... aur din me che ki tarah

Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?

Saara din woh bandh kamre mein ghutar-gu ghutar-gu ... natija kab milega haan?

Uparwaale ke do creations hai na, mindblowing hai ... sexy girls and very sexy girls

Balls to you and your dosti man!

Zara si savdaani ... zindagi bhar aasaani

Har jism ki ek expiry date hoti hai

Hamaar sunba na toh ganiyan phatt jayi

Tere shareer mein itna khoon nahi hoga ... jitna Ravi Kumar ek baar mein moot deta hai

Kadaknath khaya karo ... sab kuch kadak rahega

Langoors have my angoors

Ek relationship mein pade huye aadmi ka dimaag nichhodke agar aap dekhe ... toh aapko balti bharke ch*tiyapa milega

Shake it, take it and fake it