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# 101
Aaj ki raat tarasne ki nahi, barasne ki raat hai
Tonight is not the night to yearn, it is the night to pour
# 102
Just because we don't have them ... doesn't mean we don't know how to kick them
Just because we don't have them ... doesn't mean we don't know how to kick them
# 103
Neeche waali jab leti hai na ... toh patloon phad ke leti hai
When the girl on the ground gets angry ... then she will rip your pants off
# 104
Hindustan mein jab tak cinema hai ... log chutiye bante rahenge
In India until cinema is there ... people will keep becoming fools
# 105
Meerut ka hoon ... apni aukaat pe aa gaya na, toh gand ka Gurgaon bana doonga
I am from Meerut ... if I come to my skin, the I will make your ass into Gurgaon
# 106
Jab jab jiske lagne hai ... tab tab uske lagte hai ... ab usse ittefaq kaho ya phir what the f*ck
When someone is going to get screwed ... then that person will get screwed ... you can call that coincidence or what the f*ck
# 107
Test drive mere saath aur ghar le jao meri best friend ko
You test drove with me and you're taking my best friend home
# 108
Khana khao, taqat aayega ... bahar jaake beizzati mat karana
Eat food, you will get strength ... don't humiliate us outside
# 109
Duniya mein log achche ya burre nahi hote ... sirf samajhdaar ya chutiye hote hai
In this world people are not good or bad ... they are either sensible or idiots
# 110
Aasmaan se gire aur khajuraho mein atke
I fell from the sky and got stuck in an erotic sculpture
# 111
Zyada natak kiya na toh tere akhrot tere munh se bahar nikaal dungi
If you act smart then I'll break your b*lls
# 112
Pehle jaan pehchaan, phir dheere dheere dosti, phir pyar mohabbat ... phir waghera waghera
First get to know, then slowly slowly friendship, then love romance ... then etc. etc.
# 113
Jawani taste karne ke liye hoti hai ... waste karne ke liye nahi
Youth is to taste ... not to waste
# 114
Tumhara ishq, ishq ... aur humara ishq, sex
Your love is love ... and my love is sex
# 115
Sab kehte hai unse hamara chatees ka aankada hai ... humse poocho toh chatees chaubees chatees ka aankada hai
Everyone says that we are enemies ... but if you ask me then the numbers are 36-24-36
# 116
Honth hai ya vacuum cleaner ... zabaan toh vapas dede
Are these lips or a vacuum cleaner ... atleast give me my tongue back
# 117
Haraam ka maal kamane ke baad aadmi sirf do hi jagah pe milta hai ... daru ke canistar mein yah rundi ke bistar mein
After earning unlawful money a man can only be found in two places ... in the alcohol drums or in the bed of a prostitute
# 118
Aurat ka khaas khayal do hi umar ma bahut rakhna padta hai ... ek jab uski umar hovat hai satrah, tab saala badh jaata hai khatra ... aur jab aurat hovat hai tees, oo saali ban javat hai cheez
You have to take special care of a woman at two ages ... once when she turns 17, since she becomes dangerous then ... and second when she turns 30, since she becomes hot then
# 119
Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai
Why do wives forget Kamasutra after wearing the wedding necklace
# 120
Sutli bomb hai yeh ... desi tamancha
She is a twine bomb ... country pistol
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