Just because we don't have them ... doesn't mean we don't know how to kick them

Duniya mein log achche ya burre nahi hote ... sirf samajhdaar ya chutiye hote hai

Bina kapde ke kaali gori sab ek jaisi dikhti hai

Sab kehte hai unse hamara chatees ka aankada hai ... humse poocho toh chatees chaubees chatees ka aankada hai

Honeymoon is a three letter word ... S-E-X

Dikhana wahi chahiye ... joh log dekhana chahte hai

Biwi se sex maang le toh hum bikhari ... biwi ko sex na de toh hum atyachari ... aur kisi tarah jugaad lagake usse sex hasil karle na toh balatkari bhi hum hai

Meerut ka hoon ... apni aukaat pe aa gaya na, toh gand ka Gurgaon bana doonga

Tumhare shareer ke pedh par ... jawani ka naya phool khil gaya

Zyada natak kiya na toh tere akhrot tere munh se bahar nikaal dungi

Pehle jaan pehchaan, phir dheere dheere dosti, phir pyar mohabbat ... phir waghera waghera

Hindustan mein jab tak cinema hai ... log chutiye bante rahenge

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Test drive mere saath aur ghar le jao meri best friend ko

Honth hai ya vacuum cleaner ... zabaan toh vapas dede

Khana khao, taqat aayega ... bahar jaake beizzati mat karana

Haraam ka maal kamane ke baad aadmi sirf do hi jagah pe milta hai ... daru ke canistar mein yah rundi ke bistar mein

Ravi Kumar langot ka bahut pakka hai ... woh bistar par neend ke alava kuch nahi leta

Iski subah suna rahi hai iske raat ka fasaana

Aasmaan se gire aur khajuraho mein atke