Pichwade mein itni goli maroonga ... ki uske bachche pittal ke paida honge

Agar nahin kaata na, toh aaisi jagah katunga ... tu confuse ho jayega ki pant pehnu yah ghagra

Joh bistar pe zabaan dete hai ... woh aksar badal jaate hai

Hamara income high ho na ho ... outcome toh hamara bhi world class hai

Bhoot bhoot ... inki maa ki

Kundan ke pyjame ka naada itna dheela nahi hai ... joh tere blouse ke do hook pe khul jaaye

Pehli baar mein sabse zyada mazaa aata hai

Log sunenge to kya kahenge ... chutiya aashiqui ke chakkar mein mar gaya, aur laundiya bhi nahi mili

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab gaon mein Holi hoti hai ... toh maa kehti hai sooja beti sooja ... varna apni pichkaari lekar Jabbar aa jayega

Meri mardangi ke bare mein aap gaon ki kisi bhi ladki se pooch sakte ho ... report achchi milegi

Koi madharchod button dabakar mere liye yeh faisla nahin karega ... ki mujhe kab marna hai

Aaj kal pyar na naukrani jaisa ho gaya hai ... aata hai, bell bhajata hai, kaam karta hai aur chala jaata hai

Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? ... husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath, baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat

Gulab jamun se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji aapke hernia ka operation hone waala tha?

Jitni tu garam hai ... utna tera bistar naram hai

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai

Church ki ghanti aur sexy aunty chhodne ka nahi ... saala sajaa daalne ka

Jail mein nirdosh aur rundikhane mein nirodh ... dono ki koi value nahi hai

Agar life ka one third hissa sokar ki guzarna hai ... toh akele hi kyun?

Sirf dimaag bada hai tera, dil itna sa ... aur woh toh usse bhi chota hai