(Hum kyun nahi ek doosre ko I love you jaisi stupid baatein bolenge) ... Kyun ki phir sab emotional ho jaata hai, senty ho jaata hai aur masti ka the end ho jaata hai

(Why won't we say stupid things like I love you to each other) ... Because then everything becomes emotional, everything becomes sentimental and the fun ends

(Palatne nahi wala hai) ... Palatne ka wait toh 90's mein karte the log ... I was just checking out his a**

(He's not going to turn around) ... people in the 90's used to wait for someone to turn around ... I was just checking out his a**

Love na ek bungee jump hai ... dum hai toh kood pado ... safe landing ki koi guarantee nahi hai, toh safety ka socho hi mat ... jisne socha woh sochta hi reh gaya ... aur joh kooda woh udta hi raha

Love is like a bungee jump ... if you have the courage then jump ... there is no guarantee of safe landing, hence don't think about safety ... the one who kept thinking, was left behind thinking ... and the one who jumped, kept on flying

Pyar mein padna is like investing in mutual funds ... hum sabko lagta hai baad mein jab mature hoga na, tab return dega ... joh hum nahi sochte hai woh yeh hai ... ki investing in mutual funds is subject to market risk

Falling in love is like investing in mutual funds ... we all think that it'll give us returns when it'll mature ... what we don't think is that ... investing in mutual funds is subject to market risk

Yeh joh forever wala rishta hota hai na ... yeh tum ladkiyon mein paidahishi hota hai ... sirf sahi bande ki entry ka intezar hota hai

The relationship of forever ... is there in girls right from birth ... only the entry of a right person is needed

Jab kisi ko I love you bolo ya kisi ka dil todho ... dono mein koi shortcut nahi hota

When you say I love you to someone or if you break their heart ... in both situations there is no shortcut

Jab tak hawa mein ho befikar hoke udne ka maza lete raho ... shayad kabhi pair zameen pe padne ki zaroorat hi na pade

Until you're in the air, have fun flying and being carefree ... may be you'll never have the need to put your feet on the ground

Dilli wale dil ke mamle mein kamzor ho sakte hai ... dare ke mamle mein nahi

People from Delhi might be weak at heart ... but not when it comes to a dare

Break-up ke dardiley dank se bachne ka ek hi upaai hai ... kabhi love ke jhoothe jaal mein padho hi mat ... if you won't hook-up, you won't break-up

There is only one way to protect yourself from the painful bite of break-up ... never fall in the false trap of love ... if you won't hook-up, you won't break-up

Aaya tha Dharam Paris aap sabko hasane ke liye ... lekin aisa nanga kiya ek ladki ne usse ... ab toh kache banyan bhi nahi bache vapas jaane ke liye

Dharam had come to Paris to entertain you all ... but one girl made him completely naked ... now he doesn't even have underwear and banyan to go back