Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai

It feels bad when a friend fails ... but it feels even worse when he comes first

Bachcha kabil bano, kabil ... kamyabi toh saali jhak maarke peeche bhagegi

Be capable my son, capable ... success will follow you no matter what

Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte ... phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo

It was a big dilemma, should be help our friend or wipe his mom's tears ... then we thought forget all man, let's concentrate on mattar paneer

Ek ladki dekhi bilkul bijli ki tarah ... one flash ... ek chamak aur main apna dil kho behta ... mujhe lagta hai mujhe us ladki se behad pyar ho gaya hai ... bas ab ek hi tamanna hai ... rehna hai uske dil mein

I saw a girl just like lightning ... one flash ... one shine and I lost my heart ... I think I am completely in love with that girl ... now there is only one wish ... that I want to stay in her heart

Kuch mulaqatein yaadein chhod jaati hai ... aur kuch vaade ... aur kuch aaisi bhi hoti hai, jinke hone se ek nahi shuruvat ka ehsaas hota hai

Some meetings leave behind memories ... and some promises ... and some are also like, their presence gives a feeling of a new beginning

Koi bhi desh perfect nahin hota ... usse behtar banana padta hai

No country is perfect ... one has to make it better

Galat waqt par, galat wajah se, galat jagah pe tune haath uthaya

You have raised your hand at the wrong time, for the wrong reason and at the wrong place

Yahan mila hai ... ab zindagi mein aage kabhi mat milna

We've met here ... now in life don't meet me ever again

Jab kisi ladki se pyar ho jata hai na ... toh dil ke channel pe bas ek hi program chalta hai ... "Just Mohabbat"

When you fall in love with a girl ... then only program plays on the channel of love ... "Just Love"

Sex ... kaunsa sex? ... pichle baar 2013 mein Bhai Dooj ke time mein hua tha yeh

Sex ... what sex? ... the last time we did it was in 2013 during the Bhai Dooj festival

Titanic mein nahin balki real life mein bhi ... doobte ladke hi hai

In Titanic and in real life also ... only men drown

To understand you ... the elephant wear underwear ... easy

It is easier for the elephant to wear an underwear ... than making you understand

Kismat ki sabse khoobsurat aadat pata hai kya hai ... woh waqt aane pe badalti hai

Do you know what is the most beautiful habit of destiny ... it changes when the time comes

Jeevan mein kabhi kabhi aaisa waqt aata hai ... jab aapko apne zindagi mein sabse pyari cheez aur zimmedariyo ke beech mein chunana padta hai

In life sometimes a time comes ... when you have to choose between your most beloved thing and your responsibilities

America mein insaan phone itsamaal karte karte dead ho jaye ... lekin lines dead nahi hoti

In America a person will die using the phone lines ... but the lines will never die

Theoretically toh mujhe darna chahiye ... par practically mujhe dar lag nahi ra

Theoretically I should be scared ... but practically I am not scared

Pyar do logon ko ek karta hai ... alag nahi

Love unites two people ... it doesn't separate them

Bahut saal pehle kisi ne mujhse kaha tha ... pados mein rehte hai, godde-bhar ka zor laga lo ... bigaad lo joh bigaad sakte ho ... bigaadne ka waqt aa gaya hai

Many years ago someone once told me ... you're our neighbour, so use all the force you've got ... destroy whatever you can ... the time for destruction has finally come

Munh todne ke liye mutthi band karna zaroori hai ... we must infiltrate the very core of terrorism in Pakistan ... taaki woh Bharat ke khilaaf agar neend mein bhi soche na ... toh unke khwaab mein bhi hum behte nazar aane chahiye

To break someone's arrogance, you must first clench your fist ... we must infiltrate the very core of terrorism in Pakistan ... so that even in their sleep if think of acting against India ... then they should see us right in the middle of their dream

Agar sawaal mere gaane ka nahi tumhare naam ka hai, toh tum dushman ho ... agar kadar mere phan ki nahi tumhare vaade ki hai, toh tum dushman ho ... agar mera muqaddar tumhare reham ka mohtaj hai, toh tum dushman ho ... mujhe tumhare kandhe par pair rakh kar apna kadh badane ka koi shaunk nahi

If the question is not about me singing but about your name, then you're an enemy ... if the appreciation is not about my talent but about your promise, then you're an enemy ... if my destiny is dependent of your mercy, then you're an enemy ... I have no interest in raising my height by putting my legs on your shoulder