Haldi bahut hi kaam ki cheez hoti hai beta ... doodh mein milakar pee jao, toh shareer ka poora dard khatam ho jata hai ... aur chune mein milakar zakhm pe lagao, ghav bhar jata hai

Meri pehchaan tum dono ki zindagi mein ek zakhm hai

Pyar ki keemat aatey daal ke taraazo mein rakhkar nahi toli jaati ... sooli par chadkar aankhi jati hai

Yeh sab idli, rasam aur rum ka kamaal hai

Radhe jaane ke liye nahi, bhejne ke liye aaya hai ... aur tere hisse ki biryani hum sab mil-baant kar khayenge ... aur bolenge Eid Mubarak

Pehlu-e-hoor mein langoor, khuda ki kudrat ... kauve ki chaunch mein angoor, khuda ki kudrat ... gadhe ko de diye khane badam ... kaisi yeh jodi milayi mere Ram

Moongphali mein chilke aur laundiya mein nakhre na hote ... toh zindagi kitni aasaan hoti

Chocolate se dosti, diabetes ka khatra ... daru se dosti, liver ka khatra ... aur mujhse dosti, dushmani ka khatra

Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta

Saala jisne daru banaya hai uska putla banana chahiye

'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ki jagah ... 'M' for maa-ki aur 'B' for bhen-ki bolna seekh gaye

Aye biscuit, aur ek baar chapri bola na saale ... chai mein dubo dungi, idhar-hich dhila hoke tapak jayega

Samundar mein mutthi bhar shakkar dalne se ... uska namak kam nahin ho jaata

Tere bina kisi cheez mein mauj nahi ... na ladkiyan taadne mein, na chai mein, na chowmein mein

Jitna dhokla, thepla te fafda khana hai khao ... par meri zindagi to jao

Tum nahi ho toh khum aur sagar-o-meena kya hai ... rasam-e-maikhana nibha lete hai peena kya hai ... hum barasti hui boondon mein jale hai barso ... humse pooche koi savan ka mahina kya hai

Adrak ho gaya yeh aadmi ... kahin se bhi badh raha hai

Yahan libaaz ki keemat hai aadmi ki nahi ... mujhe glass bada de sharab kam karde

Sheesha ho ya dil ho aakhir toot jaata hai ... lab tak aate aate haathon se sagar choot jaata hai

Ek level ke baad insaan nahi ... daaru bolne lagti hai