If you want to live then stay away from me ... because I can push a coconut through a place from where even a lime won't pass through

My friend if you think you have the power to shake the Qutub Minar then show me ... and if you don't have the power then sit with me, take a couple of sips ... and you'll see the Qutub Minar shaking

There is spice in a sweet shop ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

How would you like to take the bullet ... with water, with soda, with whiskey ... or directly

Son turmeric is a very useful thing ... if you mix it in milk and drink, then all the body pain goes away ... if you mix it with lime and apply on a wound, then the injury gets better

The kettle is hotter than the tea

Come Vijay, sit and have a scotch with me ... I won't eat you ... by the way I am a vegetarian

I don't search for evidence, neither do I search for a witness ... if I see a criminal, then I crush him like peanuts

All this is the wonder of idli, rasam and rum

Don't look at me like this ... it feels like the oven is staring at the marinated chicken

The relationship of a bottle and a man exists from birth and lasts even beyond his death ... which bottle does he get when he is born ... milk bottle ... after that which bottle does he get in school ... water bottle ... then a beer bottle when he becomes young ... a whiskey bottle after he gets married ... and after death he gets the bottle of holy water

Drink alcohol when you're sad, drink soup when you're happy ... a poor man stays quiet in a rich man's party

If you add soda or water to whiskey then it spoils the taste ... you should add whiskey to whiskey and drink

I have fed milk to a snake ... but if I can feed milk then I can also crush its head

God knew it that whether a man does anything or not, he will drink alcohol for sure ... that's why he gave a man one mind, one face, one heart ... but he gave two kidneys, so that if one goes bad then the man can still function with the other one

Radhe hasn't come to leave, he's come to send people ... and we all will eat the biryani of your share ... and we'll say have a blessed Eid

Porridge has four friends ... curd, papadum, pepper, pickle

After a certain level a person doesn't do the talking ... the alcohol does

If you pass this year ... then I will you a Cadbury (chocolate), and that to a milk one

My identity is a wound in both of your lifes