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# 161

Yeh roz subah jaldi uthte hai murge ki tarah ... phir aada adhoora khate hai kauve ki tarah ... phir breakfast karte hai bandar ki tarah ... phir office ko daudte hai ghode ki tarah ... phir kaam karte hai gadhe ki tarah ... phir ghar aakar daru peete hai machli ki tarah ... phir mujhpe bhaunkte hai kutte ki tarah ... phir khana khate hai magarmach ki tarah ... aur uske baad taange phaila ke soo jaate hai bhainso ki tarah ... dekho kaise ghoor rahe hai ulle ki tarah

He wakes up early everyday like a cock ... then he eats little bit here and there like a crow ... then he eats breakfast like a monkey ... then he runs to the office like a horse ... then he works like a donkey ... then he comes homes and drinks alcohol like a fish ... then he barks on me like a dog ... then he eats dinner like a crocodile ... then after that he spreads his legs and sleeps like a buffalo ... and now look, he's staring at me like an owl

Total Dhamaal

Madhuri Dixit

Animals & Birds•Food & Drinks•Husband & Wife

# 162

# 163

Aurat aur sharab ka mila-jula nasha aaisa nasha hai ki ... bade bade sultan barbad ho gaye

The combined intoxication of women and alcohol is such that ... even the best of the best rulers have got ruined

C.I.D. (1990)

Kiran Kumar

Women•Food & Drinks

# 164

Yaad mein nasha karta hoon aur nashe mein yaad karta hoon

I drink when I remember you and I remember you when I am drunk

Guide

Dev Anand

Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 165

# 166

Tu goli lena kaise pasand karega ... pani ke saath, sode ke saath, whiskey ke saath ... yah phir direct

How would you like to take the bullet ... with water, with soda, with whiskey ... or directly

Garv

Arbaaz Khan

Food & Drinks•Action

# 167

Humne saanp ko doodh pilaya ... par hum doodh pila sakte hai, toh uska sar bhi kuchal sakte hai

I have fed milk to a snake ... but if I can feed milk then I can also crush its head

Prem Rog

Shammi Kapoor

Animals & Birds•Food & Drinks•Drama

# 168

Kya figure hai yaar ... na ek millimeter idhar na ek millimeter udhar ... upar waale ne bhi cold coffee peete hue banaya hoga yeh garma garam piece

What a figure she has ... not a millimeter here and not a millimeter there ... God must have made this hot piece while drinking cold coffee

Aitraaz

Vivek Shauq

Adult•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 169

Bhagwan ko malum tha ki aadmi saala kuch kare na kare lekin daru zaroor piyega ... isiliye usne aadmi ko ek dimag, ek thopda, ek dil de diya ... lekin kidney do de diya, ki agar ek kharab ho jaye toh aadmi doosri se apna kaam chalata rahe

God knew it that whether a man does anything or not, he will drink alcohol for sure ... that's why he gave a man one mind, one face, one heart ... but he gave two kidneys, so that if one goes bad then the man can still function with the other one

Run

Vijay Raaz

Food & Drinks•Comedy•Religion & God

# 170

Abe chai mangi thi, parliament se ayegi kya?

I had asked for tea, is it coming from the parliament or what?

Run

Vijay Raaz

Food & Drinks•Comedy•Government

# 171

Tum jaise talented bache hote hai na woh sode mein is bubbles ki tarah hote hai ... ek ke baad ek woh aise hi upar aate hai ... apne aap ... unhe koi nahi rok sakta

Talented kids like you are like bubbles in soda ... they come up one after another ... by themselves ... no one can stop them

Secret Superstar

Aamir Khan

Inspiration•Food & Drinks

# 172

Bottle aur aadmi ka rishta pehda hone se lekar marne ke baad tak ka rehta hai ... pehda hone pe kaunsi bottle milti hai ... doodh ki ... uske baad school mein kaunsi bottle milti hai ... water bottle ... phir jawani mein beer bottle ... shaadi ke baad whiskey ki bottle ... aur marne ke baad gangajal ki bottle

The relationship of a bottle and a man exists from birth and lasts even beyond his death ... which bottle does he get when he is born ... milk bottle ... after that which bottle does he get in school ... water bottle ... then a beer bottle when he becomes young ... a whiskey bottle after he gets married ... and after death he gets the bottle of holy water

Kuch Kuch Locha Hai

Ram Kapoor

Men•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 173

Hing ki baas aur prem ka vaas ... chupaye nahi chupta

The smell of Asafetida and the desire in love ... cannot be hidden

Bhool Bhulaiyaa

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 174

Agar tujh mein dum hai saaki toh Qutub Minar ko hilake dikha ... agar dum nahi hai toh mere naal beht, do goont maar ... aur Qutub Minar ko hilta dekh

My friend if you think you have the power to shake the Qutub Minar then show me ... and if you don't have the power then sit with me, take a couple of sips ... and you'll see the Qutub Minar shaking

Mela

Johnny Lever

Shayari•Comedy•Food & Drinks