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# 161
Abe chai mangi thi, parliament se ayegi kya?
I had asked for tea, is it coming from the parliament or what?
# 162
Koi mai ka laal kisi ko do waqt ki roti nahi dila sakta ... kyun ki roti dilane waala woh malik hai ... jisne har insaan ko do haath diye hai aur kaha hai ki ... cheer de zameen ka seena aur nikaal le apne hisse ki roti
No one person can provide two meals a day to another person ... because food is provided by God ... who has given everyone two hands and said that ... tear apart the body of the earth and remove the food of your share
# 163
Aaise mat dekho ... lagta hai marinated murghi ko tandoor dekh raha hai
Don't look at me like this ... it feels like the oven is staring at the marinated chicken
# 164
Bottle aur aadmi ka rishta pehda hone se lekar marne ke baad tak ka rehta hai ... pehda hone pe kaunsi bottle milti hai ... doodh ki ... uske baad school mein kaunsi bottle milti hai ... water bottle ... phir jawani mein beer bottle ... shaadi ke baad whiskey ki bottle ... aur marne ke baad gangajal ki bottle
The relationship of a bottle and a man exists from birth and lasts even beyond his death ... which bottle does he get when he is born ... milk bottle ... after that which bottle does he get in school ... water bottle ... then a beer bottle when he becomes young ... a whiskey bottle after he gets married ... and after death he gets the bottle of holy water
# 165
Jab pet ki roti aur jeb ka paisa chin jaata hai na ... toh koi samajh wamajh nahi reh jaati hai aadmi ke paas
When food for the stomach and money for the pocket is taken away ... then a man can't think properly
# 166
Mithai ki dukaan mein mirchi hai ... aai shapat kai tari gochi hai
There is spice in a sweet shop ... I swear on my mom, something is strange
# 167
Bhagwan ko malum tha ki aadmi saala kuch kare na kare lekin daru zaroor piyega ... isiliye usne aadmi ko ek dimag, ek thopda, ek dil de diya ... lekin kidney do de diya, ki agar ek kharab ho jaye toh aadmi doosri se apna kaam chalata rahe
God knew it that whether a man does anything or not, he will drink alcohol for sure ... that's why he gave a man one mind, one face, one heart ... but he gave two kidneys, so that if one goes bad then the man can still function with the other one
# 168
Meri pehchaan tum dono ki zindagi mein ek zakhm hai
My identity is a wound in both of your lifes
# 169
Aao Vijay, baitho aur hamare saath ek scotch piyo ... hum tumhe kha tohdi jaayenge ... vaise bhi hum vegetarian hai
Come Vijay, sit and have a scotch with me ... I won't eat you ... by the way I am a vegetarian
# 170
Ladne se sirf dushman khatam hota hai ... aur pani pilane se dushmani
Fighting will only kill the enemy ... but by offering them water, it'll kill the enmity
# 171
Khichdi ke hai dost char ... dahi, papad, mirchi, aachar
Porridge has four friends ... curd, papadum, pepper, pickle
# 172
Zindagi chahte ho toh humse bachkar rehna ... jahan nimbu nahi jaata wahan nariyal ghusad dete hai
If you want to live then stay away from me ... because I can push a coconut through a place from where even a lime won't pass through
# 173
Dosti joh hai na, bahut pavitra hai ... isko dosti hi rehne de ... iske upar pet, paisa, roti iski parchai na padne de
Friendship is very holy ... let it be friendship only ... don't allow the shadow of stomach, money, food to fall on it
# 174
Tum jaise talented bache hote hai na woh sode mein is bubbles ki tarah hote hai ... ek ke baad ek woh aise hi upar aate hai ... apne aap ... unhe koi nahi rok sakta
Talented kids like you are like bubbles in soda ... they come up one after another ... by themselves ... no one can stop them
# 175
Na saboot dhoondta hoon, na gawah dhoondta hoon ... mujrim nazar aa jaye toh chane ki tarah bhoonta hoon
I don't search for evidence, neither do I search for a witness ... if I see a criminal, then I crush him like peanuts
# 176
Adrak ho gaya yeh aadmi ... kahin se bhi badh raha hai
This man has turned into ginger ... he is growing from anywhere
# 177
Yeh roz subah jaldi uthte hai murge ki tarah ... phir aada adhoora khate hai kauve ki tarah ... phir breakfast karte hai bandar ki tarah ... phir office ko daudte hai ghode ki tarah ... phir kaam karte hai gadhe ki tarah ... phir ghar aakar daru peete hai machli ki tarah ... phir mujhpe bhaunkte hai kutte ki tarah ... phir khana khate hai magarmach ki tarah ... aur uske baad taange phaila ke soo jaate hai bhainso ki tarah ... dekho kaise ghoor rahe hai ulle ki tarah
He wakes up early everyday like a cock ... then he eats little bit here and there like a crow ... then he eats breakfast like a monkey ... then he runs to the office like a horse ... then he works like a donkey ... then he comes homes and drinks alcohol like a fish ... then he barks on me like a dog ... then he eats dinner like a crocodile ... then after that he spreads his legs and sleeps like a buffalo ... and now look, he's staring at me like an owl
# 178
Saala jisne daru banaya hai uska putla banana chahiye
We should make a statue of the person who invented alcohol
# 179
Moongphali mein chilke aur laundiya mein nakhre na hote ... toh zindagi kitni aasaan hoti
If groundnuts didn't have the skin and if women didn't have tantrums ... then how easy life would have been
# 180
Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta
The lentil is cooked, the meat is ready ... and now I can't stay away from your body
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