When a pizza is broken into slices then the stomach fills up ... and when love is broken into pieces then the lover dies

Hey you biscuit, if you call me loafer one more time ... then I'll dip you in tea, and you'll get wet and you'll drop right here

A monkey inside a human, is God's act ... a grape in the mouth of a crow, is God's act ... we gave a donkey almonds to eat ... what a pair have you made lord Ram

Instead of 'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ... we learnt to say 'M' for mother-f**ker and 'B' for bloody sister-f**ker

Be it a mirror or the heart it breaks ... and the drink of glass slips from the hand before it reaches the lips

Bloody I have so much pressure, so much pressure ... that I am feeling like a cooker ... and vegetables are cooking inside of me

If you throw a handful of sugar in the ocean ... that doesn't reduce its salt

Here there is value of a dress but not of a person ... give me less alcohol but give me in a big glass

Hey you bunch of rotten mangoes ... kettle without any tea ... bag of betel leaves ... puppet without eyes

You ate in Mumbai, you drank in Mumbai, you woke up in Mumbai, you slept in Mumbai ... and your heart was not sad for once, when you were complaining about Vada Pav

I don't like to eat sweets ... I only like to see them

If alcohol could erase sadness ... then every person would become an alcoholic

The biggest bullshit they have is that they want to talk even after sex ... who drinks a soup after having a dessert?

In a married life if the lentil of love becomes cold ... then you should make it fresh by adding the tempering of romance in it

Whether a dog lives in a bungalow or in the streets, whether he drinks milk or the gutter water ... his tail doesn't become straight ... because basically he is a dog

Friendship grows by drinking alcohol together

Why fart and waste it ... when you can burp and taste it

Every mom's food is yummy

To eat cake, we people can go anywhere

You Mr.Burger!