Abhe sadhe huye aam ki gutli ... bagair chai ki ketli ... paan ki potli ... bagair aankh ki putli

Agar yeh paise fridge mein rakhte hai ... toh dahi kya bank mein jamate hai

Jaise ek roti ki ahmiyat ek bhookha jaanta hai ... zindagi ki ahmiyat ek marne waala jaanta hai ... vaise hi maa ki ahmiyat sirf ek anaath hi jaan sakta hai

Mujhe mithaai khane ka nahi ... sirf dekhne ka shaunk hai

Jo apun ki baat maanta hai na, usse main Himalaya ke pahad ki choti par bhita deta hoon ... aur joh apun ki baat nahin maanta, usse hari mirch ki chutney par bhita deta hoon

Hamari chai bahut kadvi hoti hai

Hum cake khane ke liye kahin bhi jaa sakte hai

Main yahan teen mahine se doodh ke glass aur petticoat ke naade ke sapne dekh raha hoon ... aur laundiya ne tere naam ka Karva Chauth vrat rakha hai

Kutte ko ghee aur chor ko izzat ... kabhi hazam nahi hoti

Market ka doodh market mein hi pee lena chahiye ... garma garm

Sugarfree biscuit jis mein sugar kam hai ... sugar waale biscuit se double mehenga ... slim milk jis mein doodh kam hai ... woh doodh waale milk se zyada mehenga hai ... kam khana zyada khane se expensive ho gaya hai

Shakahari bhojan khane se dil, dimaag aur aatma teeno shaant rehte hai

Maine tumhe samjha tha badam, nikle moongphali ... ab bol Jai Bajrang Bali aur todh us tapori ki nali

Woh khudgarz joh jung chahte hai unka kuch nahi jaata ... tabah toh woh log hote hai ... jinki subah roti ki talash mein shuru hoti hai aur raat thakaan ke bistar par

Makkhiyan behte na kyun kabar pe saudai ki ... uski mashooq thi beti kisi halwai ki

Why fart and waste it ... when you can burp and taste it

Jahan paisa roti ki hadh se badh gaya ... wahin insaan baimaani ke daldal mein gadh gaya

Haraam ki daulat, zabardasti ka pyar aur ganda badbudar khana ... in teeno ka ek hi hashar hona chahiye ... inhe uthakar kachre ke dabbe mein phek dena chahiye

Hum jab saamne waale ko paani pila dete hain ... tab paani peete hain

Daru peene se liver kharab ho jaata hai