Jab jung dil aur dimaag ki ho na ... toh hamesha dil ki sunte hai ... kyun ki dimaag kya hota dahi ... aur dil kya hota sahi

In the battle of the heart and the mind ... always listen to your heart ... because the mind is like yogurt ... and the heart is always right

Aadmi hai na woh marne ke baad bhoot banta hai ... lekin aurat joh hai, woh chudeil ki chudeil hi rehti hai

A man becomes a ghost after he dies ... but a woman, remains a bitch before and after death

Dilli ka aadha pollution toh aashiqon ke wajah se ho raha hai

Half the pollution in Delhi is due to lovers

Hyderabadi sirf biryani ke liye nahi jaane jaate ... qurbani ke liye bhi jaane jaate hai

Hyderabadi's are not only known for biryani ... they're known for giving sacrifice as well

Gareebi mein jeena ek kala hai

Living in poverty is an art

Hamari colony ki toh nikkar waali ladkiyon ne hum mein propose kiya hai ... tumhari wajah se humne mana kar diya sabko

Girls from my colony who wear shorts have proposed me ... but I rejected all of them because of you

Are you Salman Khan joh commitment issues chal rahe hai?

Are you Salman Khan that you have commitment issues?