Aap hi hamare pillar ho, lost and found memory ke chillar ho ... aap hi hamare Johnny, aur aap hi hamare Lever ho
Yahan sab gadbad hai ustad ... naram garam hai aur garam naram hai
Ishq ka andhapan akal ke darwaje band kar deta hai
Ishq ki galiyan badi geeli hoti hai ... aksar aashiq phisalkar mooh ke bal girta hai
Badle mein hamesha do kabarein khodni padti hai ... jis mein ek apni khudki hoti hai
Harne ka risk lekar jeetne mein ... mujhe zyada maaza aata hai
Josh hai toh hausle hai ... chidiya hai toh ghosle hai ... Harsha hai toh Bhogle hai ... Asha hai toh Bhosle hai
Darr ki pahunch na bahut solid hoti hai ... kisi ko dil pe effect karti hai ... kisi ko dimaag pe ... aur kisi ko seedha taango ke beech
Har chamakti cheez sona nahi hota ... har footballer Maradona nahi hota ... har sabun Rexona nahi hota
Agar ek ladki ne zakhm diya hai na ... toh marham sirf doosri ladki laga sakti hai
Har Diwali bonus nahi hota ... har pimple pus nahi hota ... aur har cross Star Plus nahi hota
Susu karne ke liye ... khud hi chhadi utaarni padti hai
Bhoot hai toh bhootni hai ... sambhar hai toh chutney hai ... zyada phailoge toh pant phatni hai
Aisa aadmi life mein do heech time girta hai ... yah toh khule shoe ka lace ho ... yah phir aadmi khud characterless ho
Kamyaabi ki bhi ek keemat hai
Kutte ka naam Masakali rakh dene se ... woh kutta kabutar nahi ho jaata
Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye ... fashion designer nanga nahaye ... Jayasuriya Sri Lanka jaye
Iski madad karna toh aisa hai ... ke apne pairon pe axe, black money pe tax aur interval mein hi climax
Andhere ko door karne ke liye ... us mein diya khud hi jalana padta hai
Agar apne dil ki chuban se chutkara pana hai ... toh doosron ke pair mein chube huye kaante ko nikalo
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