Aap hi hamare pillar ho, lost and found memory ke chillar ho ... aap hi hamare Johnny, aur aap hi hamare Lever ho

Yahan sab gadbad hai ustad ... naram garam hai aur garam naram hai

Ishq ka andhapan akal ke darwaje band kar deta hai

Ishq ki galiyan badi geeli hoti hai ... aksar aashiq phisalkar mooh ke bal girta hai

Badle mein hamesha do kabarein khodni padti hai ... jis mein ek apni khudki hoti hai

Harne ka risk lekar jeetne mein ... mujhe zyada maaza aata hai

Josh hai toh hausle hai ... chidiya hai toh ghosle hai ... Harsha hai toh Bhogle hai ... Asha hai toh Bhosle hai

Darr ki pahunch na bahut solid hoti hai ... kisi ko dil pe effect karti hai ... kisi ko dimaag pe ... aur kisi ko seedha taango ke beech

Har chamakti cheez sona nahi hota ... har footballer Maradona nahi hota ... har sabun Rexona nahi hota

Agar ek ladki ne zakhm diya hai na ... toh marham sirf doosri ladki laga sakti hai

Har Diwali bonus nahi hota ... har pimple pus nahi hota ... aur har cross Star Plus nahi hota

Bhoot hai toh bhootni hai ... sambhar hai toh chutney hai ... zyada phailoge toh pant phatni hai

Susu karne ke liye ... khud hi chhadi utaarni padti hai

Aisa aadmi life mein do heech time girta hai ... yah toh khule shoe ka lace ho ... yah phir aadmi khud characterless ho

Kutte ka naam Masakali rakh dene se ... woh kutta kabutar nahi ho jaata

Kamyaabi ki bhi ek keemat hai

Iski madad karna toh aisa hai ... ke apne pairon pe axe, black money pe tax aur interval mein hi climax

Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye ... fashion designer nanga nahaye ... Jayasuriya Sri Lanka jaye

Andhere ko door karne ke liye ... us mein diya khud hi jalana padta hai

Apun ke signal pe rukne waali yeh sab gaadiyan hai na ... apne model aur keemat ki oonch neech ko ek taraf rakh ... kandhe se kandha milake aaise khadi rehti hai na ... maano ki apne signal ko izzat de rehli ho