Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai ... dibbe mein se ghee ... gair kanooni basti ... aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti

Khaane ke saath cigarette peena bahut buri baat hai

Hai koi pani joh chadti hai whiskey ke bina ... pani needs whiskey ... whiskey mein zaroorat nahi kiski

Jab mein ek peg peeta hoon na, main kisi ke baap ki nahi sunta ... jab mein do peg peeta hoon, toh main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta ... jab main teen peg peeta hoon, tab koi bhi mera nahi sunta

Makkhiyan behte na kyun kabar pe saudai ki ... uski mashooq thi beti kisi halwai ki

Poore bheje ka bhurji aur shareer ka shrikhand bana daala iske

Ek waqt par main sirf ek hi kaam karta hoon ... jab peeta hoon toh khoob peeta hoon ... aur jab duty karta hoon toh sirf duty karta hoon

Tere mooh mein ghee shakkar ki factory

Main anaar kha raha hoon toh aap mujhe anaari toh nahin samajh rahe?

Insaan ko insaan hi hona chahiye ... Kohinoor toh basmasti chawal bhi hai

Purani sharaab aur purani yaadein jab sar chadd jaati hai ... tab aadmi out of control ho hi jaata hai

Mere paas botal hai, glass hai, pani hai, pyas hai, chakna hai, chicken hai ... par meri daru kiske paas hai yaar?

Log peete hai isse hosh ko khone ke liye ... aur hum mein hosh bhi aata hai peene ke baad

Yeh chilled nahi child beer hai

Maine tumhe samjha tha badam, nikle moongphali ... ab bol Jai Bajrang Bali aur todh us tapori ki nali

Joh log burre time mein Vada Pav khate hai ... woh achche time mein bada bhav khate hai

Yeh ladkiyan nahi ... yeh toh vanilla ice cream hai

Burger mein tikki rakhne se woh hamburger nahi ban jaata ... tikki burger hi rehta hai

Is chaku se aaj tak kaddu, tinde aur tamatar katte aaye hain ... lekin aaj, aaj main katunga

Sugarfree biscuit jis mein sugar kam hai ... sugar waale biscuit se double mehenga ... slim milk jis mein doodh kam hai ... woh doodh waale milk se zyada mehenga hai ... kam khana zyada khane se expensive ho gaya hai