Yeh lo khao ... aur apne bachcho ko bhi khilao ... taki woh hari bhari poty karen

Burgerchaap kahike!

Jatt risky after balti whiskey

Khaane ke saath cigarette peena bahut buri baat hai

Aaj nag panchami hai kya? ... phir yeh saanp ko doodh kyun pila rahe ho?

Zindagi ka sirf ek hi sach hai ... death ... baki sab doodh mein milaya hua pani

Tere spaghetti jaise ghane lambe baal ... olives jaisi kaali kaali, actually not so kaali kaali aankhen ... baby corn jaisi nukeeli naak ... cherry tomatoes jaise laal laal gaal ... sliced bell pepper se bane honth ... jalapeno si teekhi zubaan ... chalti phirti pasta dish ho

Ladki aadmi ko ganne se gudh bana deti hai

Hai koi pani joh chadti hai whiskey ke bina ... pani needs whiskey ... whiskey mein zaroorat nahi kiski

Jab mein ek peg peeta hoon na, main kisi ke baap ki nahi sunta ... jab mein do peg peeta hoon, toh main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta ... jab main teen peg peeta hoon, tab koi bhi mera nahi sunta

Hamari ragon mein hamari maa ka doodh aur shudh Gangajal beh raha hai

Parties hongi rock ... aur daru hogi uncork

Joh log burre time mein Vada Pav khate hai ... woh achche time mein bada bhav khate hai

Poore bheje ka bhurji aur shareer ka shrikhand bana daala iske

Is chaku se aaj tak kaddu, tinde aur tamatar katte aaye hain ... lekin aaj, aaj main katunga

Tere mooh mein ghee shakkar ki factory

Main anaar kha raha hoon toh aap mujhe anaari toh nahin samajh rahe?

Jab seedhi ungli se ghee nah nikle ... toh ungli tedi karni padti hai

Boond boond se sagar banta hai ... te boondi boondi se ladoo

Yeh raajneeti ke chakkar toh bas do kisam ke logon ko raas aate hai ... ek toh woh jinke ghar khane peene ki fikar na ho ... aur doosre woh jinke ghar khane peene ko kuch na ho