Deewano ki baatein sirf deewane samajhte hai

Jab mujhe pyar se pyar tha, tab tum bahut pasand thi ... ab jab mujhe pyar hi pasand nahi, toh tum kaise pasand aaogi?

Happiness is nothing but the absence of sadness

Sab kuch hai mere paas saans lene ke liye, zindagi guzaarne ke liye ... par zindagi jeene ke liye kuch bhi nahi

Friends I have an idea ... I have a grand idea!

Pyar aadmi ko pagal bana deta hai, deewana bana deta hai, khooni bana deta hai ... magar issi pyar ne mujh jaise pagal ko ek insaan bana diya

Yahan hua late ... aur wahan nikla pet

Pyar ko jaane bina mar jaane se toh behtar hai ... ke hum us pyar ko jaankar usse bhool jaye

Hum is baar shehar ki mem ke saath A-B-C-D nahi ... gaanv ki gori ke saath Ka-Kha-Ga ... Fa karenge

Krishna kare toh raas leela ... hum kare toh character dheela

Sapne mein matka ... reality mein jhatka ... upar wale tu kahan laake patka

Duniya bhar ki masti tumhare pyar ki barabari nahi kar sakti ... aur aaj us hi pyar ki kasam khate hai ... mar jayenge par tumhe kabhi dhokha nahi denge

Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta

Tum sach ko sapna samajhke bhula dena chahti ho ... lekin main us sapne ko sach karna chahta hoon

Is comic chehre ke peeche bhi ek dil hai ... joh tumhare liye bahut serious hai

Kehte hai jungle mein naya janwar aaye toh ... sabse pehle sher ko saalam karna padta hai

Tum mahaan ho, bhagwan ka vardaan ho ... mere jeene ka samaan ho

Chandni mein nahaye nadi ki tarah hai woh ... swarg se utari apsara hai woh

Hamari zindagi mein na hi koi mazaa hai, na hi koi masti ... balki ek aaisi bhel puri hai jis mein chutney nahi hai ... ek aaisi kulfi hai jis mein malai nahi ... ek aaisi daal hai jis mein tadka nahi

Kisi bhi cheez mein itni sachchai nahi ho sakti ... jitni tumse milne ki meri khwaish mein hai