Duniya mein do kisam ke log hote hai ... ek jinke saath hum peete hai ... doosre jinki wajah se hum peete hai

Bambai mein ek hi kaam ho riya ... khao vada pav, bhajjiya ... bolo Ganpati Bappa Morya

Makhan sirf khaya jaata hai ... lagaya nahi jaata

Sharif khaye daal roti aur kamina seekh boti

Yahan ki pani puri, poore Mumbai mein world famous hai

Bread ka baadshah aur omelet ka raja ... Bajaj ... hamara Bajaj

Gaanv mein wow ... maska pav ... meow!

Pyar mein aadmi cutting chai jaisa hota hai ... na pyaas bhujti hai na mann bharta hai

Sawaal yeh nahi hai ki bar mein kitni daru hai ... sawaal yeh hai ki tu kitni pee sakta hai

Dhakhan mein agar koi bahadur hai toh woh Nizam hi Nizam hai ... baaki toh bina guthli ke aam hai

Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai ... dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai

Hamari zindagi ka tambu teen bambuon pe khada hua hai ... shayari, sharaab aur aap

Life mein main sirf do cheezon ki izzat karta hoon ... ek maa aur doosra khana ... kyun ki ek humein janam deti hai aur doosri humein zinda rakhti hai

Yeh aadmi hai ki mutton ki dukaan

Peene ke baad insaan dimaag ke badle dil se sochne lagta hai

Chulhe se roti nikale ke liye, chimte ko apna mooh jalahe padi

Kaun kambakht hai joh bardaasht karne ke liye peeta hai ... main toh peeta hoon ki bas saans le sakun

A for apple, B for bade apple, C for chote apple, D for doosron ke apple

Roz subah joh doodh peeya hota hai ... tumhe dekh ke phatke paneer ho jaata hai

Vodka samaaj ki dushman hai ... aao isse milke khatam kare