Bambai mein ek hi kaam ho riya ... khao vada pav, bhajjiya ... bolo Ganpati Bappa Morya

Sharif khaye daal roti aur kamina seekh boti

Agar main sharaab hota, gale se utarta, sir pe chadta ... har dil par mera raj hota ... har pyaas ka taj hota

Duniya mein do kisam ke log hote hai ... ek jinke saath hum peete hai ... doosre jinki wajah se hum peete hai

Pyar mein aadmi cutting chai jaisa hota hai ... na pyaas bhujti hai na mann bharta hai

Makhan sirf khaya jaata hai ... lagaya nahi jaata

Yeh aadmi hai ki mutton ki dukaan

Bread ka baadshah aur omelet ka raja ... Bajaj ... hamara Bajaj

Dost dost na raha, pyar pyar na raha ... daru ke sivah zindagi mein koi karobar na raha

Sawaal yeh nahi hai ki bar mein kitni daru hai ... sawaal yeh hai ki tu kitni pee sakta hai

Peene ke baad insaan dimaag ke badle dil se sochne lagta hai

Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai ... dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai

Life mein main sirf do cheezon ki izzat karta hoon ... ek maa aur doosra khana ... kyun ki ek humein janam deti hai aur doosri humein zinda rakhti hai

Dhakhan mein agar koi bahadur hai toh woh Nizam hi Nizam hai ... baaki toh bina guthli ke aam hai

Kaun kambakht hai joh bardaasht karne ke liye peeta hai ... main toh peeta hoon ki bas saans le sakun

Hamari zindagi ka tambu teen bambuon pe khada hua hai ... shayari, sharaab aur aap

A for apple, B for bade apple, C for chote apple, D for doosron ke apple

Roz subah joh doodh peeya hota hai ... tumhe dekh ke phatke paneer ho jaata hai

Chulhe se roti nikale ke liye, chimte ko apna mooh jalahe padi

Jab jung dil aur dimaag ki ho na ... toh hamesha dil ki sunte hai ... kyun ki dimaag kya hota dahi ... aur dil kya hota sahi