I am firing a gun ... not since you were inside your mother, but since you were inside your father

When you want to go out with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to treat a girl with a snack, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to watch a movie with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket ... and what comes out? ... (money) ... but if your pocket is torn, what will you remove using your hand ... nothing!

It doesn't matter where a child is born ... he becomes just like the place where he grows up

If groundnuts didn't have the skin and if women didn't have tantrums ... then how easy life would have been

A dream has opened it's eyes ... what a twist has come in the story ... she is getting wet in the rain ... and there is fire in the water

We have given such surprises ... that the people receiving them have stopped celebrating their birthdays from the following year

Instead of 'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ... we learnt to say 'M' for mother-f**ker and 'B' for bloody sister-f**ker

To fire a gun you need courage in your backside and not in your finger

A woman turns a man from sugarcane into jaggery

What do you call a girl who pushes her father from the terrace? ... Pushpa!

Get alert with the horn of the train ... your ticket is out, hence you'll go straight up (to god)

The horizon has become bloody, what kind of iron has melted ... one sun has set behind us, and one sun is rising in front of us

A bloody pig should only eat shit ... the moment he tries to eat a sweet, his digestion will get disrupted

A moment seems to be stuck ... time seems to be under crisis ... if there's a heart then there's bound to be pain ... there seems to be no solution to this

On the asphalt road there are two shadows ... may be they are the illegitimate children of darkness ... may be they have grown up drinking blood ... they neither have ground beneath their feet nor a sky above their heads ... this is the tale of those whose lives have been crushed

(What do you guys do?) - We do marketing ... the boss gives us a target and we finish that target

If he doesn't get alcohol then he gets a hangover

All my life I kept a lot of pictures close to my heart ... but I never remembered my own picture