Main un cheezon ki smuggling karta hoon, jinki ijaazat sarkar nahi deti ... un cheezon ki nahi, jinki ijaazat zameer nahi deta

I smuggle things, that the government does not permit ... not of those, that conscience does not permit

Arrey oh Sambha ... kitna inaam rakhe hai sarkar ham par?

Hey Sambha ... how much price money has the government kept on me?

Do type ke leader hote hai ... ek woh joh sarkar girakar khush hote hai ... doosre woh joh sarkar banakar khush hote hai

There are two types of leaders ... one who get happy when the government falls ... and the other who get happy when the government is formed

Har ek student government officer nahi banta ... lekin har government officer student zaroor hota hai

Every student doesn't become a government officer ... but every government officer was definitely a student

Yeh looteri sarkar ki police hai

This police is of the thug government

Tu toh sarkari naukri ki tarah ho gaya hai ... badi mushkil se milta hai ... woh bhi kismat waalon ko

You have become like a government job ... you've become hard to be found ... and only lucky people find you

Har woh aadmi joh galat dekhkar aankhen nahi pherta ... woh Gabbar hai ... joh ghoos dene waale ko ghus-ghuske maare ... woh Gabbar hai ... joh sarkari aadmi aircondition room mein behatkar logon ko tang karte hai, unka pasina chhudvaye ... woh Gabbar hai

Every person who doesn't look away from the wrong ... is Gabbar ... the one who beats up the person who gives a bribe ... is Gabbar ... the one who makes a government officer who troubles people and sitting in an aircondition room to sweat ... is Gabbar

Abe chai mangi thi, parliament se ayegi kya?

I had asked for tea, is it coming from the parliament or what?

Talwar ki ladai talwar se, pyar ki ladai pyar se, aur bekaar ki ladai sarkar se

A sword fights with a sword, love fights with love, and a jobless person fights with the government

Sarkar badalte hi netao ko afsaro ka tabaadla karne ki purani bimari hai

Whenever the government changes it is an old habit of the politicians to transfer the officers

Shudh shakahari, dal bhaat tarkaari ... sab maal sarkari

It's pure vegeterian, lentil soup and rice ... and it everything belongs to the government

Jahan sau log milke aapki zindagi barbaad karte hai ... woh hai shaadi ... lekin jahan ek crore log milke sare desh ko barbaad karte hai ... woh hai corrupt sarkar

When 100 people get together and destroy your life ... that's called a marriage ... but where 1 crore people get together and destroy a country ... that's called a corrupt government

Aaj main sarkar nahi ... super sarkar hai

Today I am not the government ... I am the super government

Sarkar ek system hai jisme janta bhi ek hissa hai

Government is one system within which people are one part

Is desh ki population ke mann ke andar sirf frustration hai ... system ki is constipation se bahar yeh situation hai ki har jagah saturation hai ... public yeh jaanna chahti hai ki is intoxication ka justification kya hai ... right to information hai lekin us par objection hai ... police ke power hai lekin uska limitation hai ... jiske paas designation hai uske paas intention nahi aur jiske paas suggestion hai uske paas position nahi ... aaise mein janta kya kare yeh mera question hai

There is only frustration in the hearts of the population of this country ... the situation outside the constipation of the system is that, there is saturation everywhere ... the public wants to know what is the justification for this intoxication ... there is right to information but there is an objection on that ... the police has power but it also has limitations ... the one who has the designation doesn't have the intention and the one who has the suggestion doesn't have the position ... so in this case what should the people do, is my question

Hamara Constitution karam pradhaan hai ... dharam pradhaan nahi

Our Constitution is based on deeds ... it is not based on religion

Is desh ka sabse bada shraap hai bureaucracy

Bureaucracy is the biggest curse of this country

Yeh shaadi, shaadi nahi balki gathbandhan ki aaisi mili jhuli sarkar hai joh lambi chal hi nahi sakti ... aaisi sadi hui Hindi picture hai joh teen ghante se chal rahi hai, khatam hi nahi hoti, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai ... aaisa cricket ka match hai jis mein har over ke baad baarish ho rahi hai ... aaisi khatara gaadi hai jiska brake fail ho chuka hai, lekin bazar mein idhar udhar jaake logon ko thok rahi hai

This marriage is not a marriage, instead it's a government formed by a union which cannot last long ... it's a boring Hindi movie which is going on and on and on since 3 hours, without ending ... it's a cricket match in which it's raining after every over ... it's a broken car whose brakes have failed, but it's going here and there in the market and crashing into people

Heroine ki zindagi is like an elected government ... paanch saal tak party ... uske baad support

The life of a heroine is like an elected government ... party for 5 years ... after that support

Roothi huyi girlfriend lautke aa sakti hai ... gayi huyi sarkar vapas aa sakti hai ... lekin gaye huye baal vapas nahi aate guru

An upset girlfriend can return ... a lost government can return ... but the hair once lost can never return