If there is love ... toh tees rupaye aur ek cup coffee enough hai happiness ke liye

If there is love ... then Rs. 30 and one cup of coffee is enough for happiness

Love vagehra ka khayali pulav maine taste karke pakakar chod diya hai

I have cooked, tasted and left alone the imaginary rice of love etc.

Khana khao, taqat aayega ... bahar jaake beizzati mat karana

Eat food, you will get strength ... don't humiliate us outside

Zara soongh ke batao Mantriji nashta mein ka khaye hai

Please smell and tell me what the Minister has had for breakfast

Somvaar ko sagai, phir Ganga ki bidai ... aur bhabhi issi baat par khila do hum sabko mithai

The engagement will be held on Monday, then Ganga's farewell ... and on this point sister-in-law, feed all of us sweets

Daru badi kutti cheez hoti hai ... dosti mein pilao toh yaar deti hai ... dushmani mein pilao toh maar deti hai

Alcohol is a bloody thing ... if you drink in friendship then it gives a friend ... if you drink in animosity then it kills

Har khothe jaise dikhne waali cheez khothi nahi hoti ... aur har bhook ka ilaaj roti nahi hoti

Everything that looks useless is not useless ... and every hunger is not satisfied with food

Maar do phek do ... biryani banake khalo

Kill him throw him ... turn him into biryani and eat him

Jab ghee seedhi aur tedhi dono ungliyon se na nikle ... toh beech ka rasta apnana padta hai

When you can't remove clarified butter using both a straight and a crooked finger ... then you should adopt the middle solution

Abhe oye sadhe huye unde ke double half-fry ... gumnaam shehar ke jhulte minar ... geele papad ki paidavar ... takle ki taal, kharbhuje ki khaal, bin batti ki dhaal ... maroonga ek kaan ke neeche, awaaz aayegi tere naak ke neeche ... badbudar chailay, phatte huye thayle, mailay guzelay ... teri yeh majhaal ki tu apun ke saath khele

Hey you double half-fry of a stinking egg ... tower of an anonymous city ... product of a wet papadum ... head of a bald person, skin of a muskmelon, shield without a light ... I'll hit you one below your ear and the noise will come from below your nose ... you smelly thing, you torn bag, you dirty thing ... how dare you play with me

Jab chehra tumhari tarah lamba aur patla hota hai na ... toh akhiyon se goli hi chalti hai ... hamare jalebi jaise chehre se sirf ghee hi tapakta hai yaar

When one has a long and slim face like you ... then the eyes fire bullets ... but from a round face like mine, only clarified butter can drip

Ladne se sirf dushman khatam hota hai ... aur pani pilane se dushmani

Fighting will only kill the enemy ... but by offering them water, it'll kill the enmity

Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na ... main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga ... dal maa ke haath ki dal

If you get time then please come to my house ... I'll give you rice and then I'll insert it ... I mean lentil cooked by my mom

Zindagi chahte ho toh humse bachkar rehna ... jahan nimbu nahi jaata wahan nariyal ghusad dete hai

If you want to live then stay away from me ... because I can push a coconut through a place from where even a lime won't pass through

Cheel ki chaunch mein angoor, khuda ki kudrat ... pehlu-e-hoor mein langoor, khuda ki kudrat

The presence of a grape in the beak of a vulture, is Gods act ... and a monkey inside a human, is also Gods act

Dukh mein peeyo daru, sukh mein peeyo soup ... ameer aadmi ki party mein, gareeb aadmi chup

Drink alcohol when you're sad, drink soup when you're happy ... a poor man stays quiet in a rich man's party

Yaad mein nasha karta hoon aur nashe mein yaad karta hoon

I drink when I remember you and I remember you when I am drunk

Tu goli lena kaise pasand karega ... pani ke saath, sode ke saath, whiskey ke saath ... yah phir direct

How would you like to take the bullet ... with water, with soda, with whiskey ... or directly

Yeh roz subah jaldi uthte hai murge ki tarah ... phir aada adhoora khate hai kauve ki tarah ... phir breakfast karte hai bandar ki tarah ... phir office ko daudte hai ghode ki tarah ... phir kaam karte hai gadhe ki tarah ... phir ghar aakar daru peete hai machli ki tarah ... phir mujhpe bhaunkte hai kutte ki tarah ... phir khana khate hai magarmach ki tarah ... aur uske baad taange phaila ke soo jaate hai bhainso ki tarah ... dekho kaise ghoor rahe hai ulle ki tarah

He wakes up early everyday like a cock ... then he eats little bit here and there like a crow ... then he eats breakfast like a monkey ... then he runs to the office like a horse ... then he works like a donkey ... then he comes homes and drinks alcohol like a fish ... then he barks on me like a dog ... then he eats dinner like a crocodile ... then after that he spreads his legs and sleeps like a buffalo ... and now look, he's staring at me like an owl

Pehle daru peeta tha, maar peet karta tha ... toh Singham tha ... maine isse sab kuch chhudake chewing bana diya

First he used to drink alcohol, he used fight ... then he was Singham (lion) ... I made him leave all that and turned him into a chewing gum