Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi

A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Sex aur chocolate dono ek hi type ka maza dete hai ... fark sirf itna hai ... ek mein wrapper nikalna padhta hai aur doosre mein aaj kal chadhana padhta hai

Sex and chocolate both give the same kind of pleasure ... the only difference is that ... in one you have to remove the wrapper and in the other nowadays you have to put it on

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon

I hang a person like you every Saturday ... outside my house along with 5 green chili peppers

Jab jung dil aur dimaag ki ho na ... toh hamesha dil ki sunte hai ... kyun ki dimaag kya hota dahi ... aur dil kya hota sahi

In the battle of the heart and the mind ... always listen to your heart ... because the mind is like yogurt ... and the heart is always right

Meri maa kehti hai khate waqt roti aur maarte waqt bandhe ginna ... bahut buri baat hai

My mom says that, counting breads when you eat and people when you beat them ... is a very bad thing

Daayan haath jeb mein rakh lo seth ... varna zindagi bhar aapko baayen haath se khana, khana padega

Keep your right hand in the pocket ... otherwise you'll have to eat food with your left hand for the entire life

Kabhi akkha, kabhi adha, kabhi pauwa bhi peete hai ... agar phokat ki mil jaye, toh matka bhi peete hai

Sometimes full, sometimes half, sometimes I also drink a quarter ... if it's free, then I can drink the whole pot also

Kamina mere haath aa jaata na ... keema bana deti uska

If I would have got hold of that rascal ... I would have made minced meat out of him

Insaan ko dil de, jism de, dimaag de lekin yeh kambakht pet mat de ... usse pet deta hai toh usse bhook mat de ... usse bhook deta hai toh do waqt ki roti ka intezam karke bhej ... varna tujhe insaan ko paida karne ka koi haq nahi hai

Give a heart, body, brain to a human but don't give this wretched stomach ... if you give a stomach then don't give him hunger ... if you give him hunger then send him with food arranged for twice a day ... or else you don't have the right to create humans

Na pet mein dana hai ... na lote mein pani hai ... na bundle mein beedi hai ... na maachis mein teeli hai

There is no food in the stomach ... no water in the mug ... no beedi in the packet ... and no matchstick in the matchbox

Laundiya ko ghumana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aata hai ... laundiya ko gol-gappa khilana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aayega ... laundiya ko cinema dikhana ho, jeb mein haath daalo ... kya nikal aata hai? ... (note) ... lekin jab jeb phatti hogi, us mein haath daloge toh kya nikaloge ... ghanta!

When you want to go out with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to treat a girl with a snack, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to watch a movie with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket ... and what comes out? ... (money) ... but if your pocket is torn, what will you remove using your hand ... nothing!

Joh khave maari dal, badal jave uki chaal ... main aaisi banao kadhi, haath mein lag jaye hathkadi ... joh khave maari roti, dhatke khele goti

One who drinks my lentil soup, changes his style ... I make such good kadhi, that there will be handcuffs in your hand ... one who eats my bread, plays marbles well

Jab pet ki roti aur jeb ka paisa chin jaata hai na ... toh koi samajh wamajh nahi reh jaati hai aadmi ke paas

When food for the stomach and money for the pocket is taken away ... then a man can't think properly

Bheej bowte hi phal khane ke sapne nahi dekhne chahiye ... kabhi kabhi pedh nahi bhi ughte hai

You shouldn't dream about eating the fruits right after you sow the seed ... sometimes a tree doesn't grow

If there is love ... toh tees rupaye aur ek cup coffee enough hai happiness ke liye

If there is love ... then Rs. 30 and one cup of coffee is enough for happiness

Arre woh sharaabi ko aye-khuda maut aajaye ... joh chhodke tujhe paimana mooh ko lagaye

Oh God, death may come to the alcoholic ... who leaves you and drinks the alcohol

Somvaar ko sagai, phir Ganga ki bidai ... aur bhabhi issi baat par khila do hum sabko mithai

The engagement will be held on Monday, then Ganga's farewell ... and on this point sister-in-law, feed all of us sweets

Har khothe jaise dikhne waali cheez khothi nahi hoti ... aur har bhook ka ilaaj roti nahi hoti

Everything that looks useless is not useless ... and every hunger is not satisfied with food

Jaise jadoo ke liye dhoop zaroori hai ... vaise hi Bengali's ke liye sandesh

Like the movie character of magic needs sunshine ... just like that a Bengali needs sweets

Abhe oye sadhe huye unde ke double half-fry ... gumnaam shehar ke jhulte minar ... geele papad ki paidavar ... takle ki taal, kharbhuje ki khaal, bin batti ki dhaal ... maroonga ek kaan ke neeche, awaaz aayegi tere naak ke neeche ... badbudar chailay, phatte huye thayle, mailay guzelay ... teri yeh majhaal ki tu apun ke saath khele

Hey you double half-fry of a stinking egg ... tower of an anonymous city ... product of a wet papadum ... head of a bald person, skin of a muskmelon, shield without a light ... I'll hit you one below your ear and the noise will come from below your nose ... you smelly thing, you torn bag, you dirty thing ... how dare you play with me