A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

I hang a person like you every Saturday ... outside my house along with 5 green chili peppers

Vodka is the enemy of the society ... let's finish it together

Give a heart, body, brain to a human but don't give this wretched stomach ... if you give a stomach then don't give him hunger ... if you give him hunger then send him with food arranged for twice a day ... or else you don't have the right to create humans

Sex and chocolate both give the same kind of pleasure ... the only difference is that ... in one you have to remove the wrapper and in the other nowadays you have to put it on

There is no food in the stomach ... no water in the mug ... no beedi in the packet ... and no matchstick in the matchbox

One who drinks my lentil soup, changes his style ... I make such good kadhi, that there will be handcuffs in your hand ... one who eats my bread, plays marbles well

Sometimes full, sometimes half, sometimes I also drink a quarter ... if it's free, then I can drink the whole pot also

If I would have got hold of that rascal ... I would have made minced meat out of him

Like the movie character of magic needs sunshine ... just like that a Bengali needs sweets

You shouldn't dream about eating the fruits right after you sow the seed ... sometimes a tree doesn't grow

When food for the stomach and money for the pocket is taken away ... then a man can't think properly

I don't drink alcohol

Today is Sunday, so it is a day to drink alcohol

When you want to go out with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to treat a girl with a snack, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to watch a movie with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket ... and what comes out? ... (money) ... but if your pocket is torn, what will you remove using your hand ... nothing!

Keep your right hand in the pocket ... otherwise you'll have to eat food with your left hand for the entire life

Initially the girlfriend looks like cream ... then slowly slowly gives the feel like cholesterol ... and finally direct heart attack

I have cooked, tasted and left alone the imaginary rice of love etc.

Oh God, death may come to the alcoholic ... who leaves you and drinks the alcohol

My mom says that, counting breads when you eat and people when you beat them ... is a very bad thing