Vodka samaaj ki dushman hai ... aao isse milke khatam kare

Vodka is the enemy of the society ... let's finish it together

Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi

A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon

I hang a person like you every Saturday ... outside my house along with 5 green chili peppers

Meri maa kehti hai khate waqt roti aur maarte waqt bandhe ginna ... bahut buri baat hai

My mom says that, counting breads when you eat and people when you beat them ... is a very bad thing

Insaan ko dil de, jism de, dimaag de lekin yeh kambakht pet mat de ... usse pet deta hai toh usse bhook mat de ... usse bhook deta hai toh do waqt ki roti ka intezam karke bhej ... varna tujhe insaan ko paida karne ka koi haq nahi hai

Give a heart, body, brain to a human but don't give this wretched stomach ... if you give a stomach then don't give him hunger ... if you give him hunger then send him with food arranged for twice a day ... or else you don't have the right to create humans

Sex aur chocolate dono ek hi type ka maza dete hai ... fark sirf itna hai ... ek mein wrapper nikalna padhta hai aur doosre mein aaj kal chadhana padhta hai

Sex and chocolate both give the same kind of pleasure ... the only difference is that ... in one you have to remove the wrapper and in the other nowadays you have to put it on

Na pet mein dana hai ... na lote mein pani hai ... na bundle mein beedi hai ... na maachis mein teeli hai

There is no food in the stomach ... no water in the mug ... no beedi in the packet ... and no matchstick in the matchbox

Joh khave maari dal, badal jave uki chaal ... main aaisi banao kadhi, haath mein lag jaye hathkadi ... joh khave maari roti, dhatke khele goti

One who drinks my lentil soup, changes his style ... I make such good kadhi, that there will be handcuffs in your hand ... one who eats my bread, plays marbles well

Kabhi akkha, kabhi adha, kabhi pauwa bhi peete hai ... agar phokat ki mil jaye, toh matka bhi peete hai

Sometimes full, sometimes half, sometimes I also drink a quarter ... if it's free, then I can drink the whole pot also

Kamina mere haath aa jaata na ... keema bana deti uska

If I would have got hold of that rascal ... I would have made minced meat out of him

Bheej bowte hi phal khane ke sapne nahi dekhne chahiye ... kabhi kabhi pedh nahi bhi ughte hai

You shouldn't dream about eating the fruits right after you sow the seed ... sometimes a tree doesn't grow

Daayan haath jeb mein rakh lo seth ... varna zindagi bhar aapko baayen haath se khana, khana padega

Keep your right hand in the pocket ... otherwise you'll have to eat food with your left hand for the entire life

Laundiya ko ghumana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aata hai ... laundiya ko gol-gappa khilana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aayega ... laundiya ko cinema dikhana ho, jeb mein haath daalo ... kya nikal aata hai? ... (note) ... lekin jab jeb phatti hogi, us mein haath daloge toh kya nikaloge ... ghanta!

When you want to go out with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to treat a girl with a snack, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to watch a movie with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket ... and what comes out? ... (money) ... but if your pocket is torn, what will you remove using your hand ... nothing!

Jab pet ki roti aur jeb ka paisa chin jaata hai na ... toh koi samajh wamajh nahi reh jaati hai aadmi ke paas

When food for the stomach and money for the pocket is taken away ... then a man can't think properly

Jaise jadoo ke liye dhoop zaroori hai ... vaise hi Bengali's ke liye sandesh

Like the movie character of magic needs sunshine ... just like that a Bengali needs sweets

Main madira nahi peeti ji

I don't drink alcohol

Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hai ... phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hai ... and finally seedhe heart attack

Initially the girlfriend looks like cream ... then slowly slowly gives the feel like cholesterol ... and finally direct heart attack

Aaj Sunday hai, toh daru peene ka din hai

Today is Sunday, so it is a day to drink alcohol

Arre woh sharaabi ko aye-khuda maut aajaye ... joh chhodke tujhe paimana mooh ko lagaye

Oh God, death may come to the alcoholic ... who leaves you and drinks the alcohol

Tune Rambo ka naam suna hai? ... Terminator, Salman Bhai? ... in sabko na ek mixi mein daal, teen char baar ghuma ... aur joh glass bharke milkshake banta hai na ... woh hoon main

Have you heard about Rambo? ... Terminator, Salman Khan? ... put all of these in a mixer, spin it three or four times ... and the glass of milkshake that gets made ... that's me