What a thing a woman is ... if you say anything then her face swells ... and if you do anything then her belly swells

Even today the name of love is love ... it has never changed and it will never change

To fail and to not study ... is the tradition of our family

Your behavior, a dog's tale and Katrina's Hindi ... are such that they can never become straight

True love never comes back empty handed

You cannot fill your pockets (with money) by filling books in your brain

Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runner ... ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaster ... and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes

Don't shed tears for the martyred ... they get dishonored

He is H2O (water) by face and H2SO4 (sulfuric acid) by brains

From today I am your blanket and you are my quilt ... I am your Honda and you are my Hyundai ... I am your loincloth and you are my neck tie ... I salute you my brother

Love grows with an apology

He is our hero ... one phone call came and he got diarrhea

I knew it that one day this boy will fry and destroy my dignity ... and that to with kerosene

In our country until you give black money you can't buy a new house ... and if you don't give dowry then a marriage can't happen

The people whose life takes them where it wants are weak

If a boy has to see a film then he must see it with a girl only ... otherwise it is an insult of the film, insult of the theater and insult of the entire audience in the theater

I'm not troubled by the fact that people die ... I'm troubled by the fact that people don't live when they are alive

Once a dividing line is formed between relationships ... then multiple life's are needed to fill them up

Today in politics everyone is insecure ... that's why everyone has security

I know the girls of this type very well ... the father decides which school she will go to ... the mother decides how many plaits have to be tied ... and the entire family decides which guy will she marry