Anupam Kher

Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch

Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runner ... ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaster ... and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Time•Comedy•Food & Drinks

# 9

Shaheedon ke liye aasoon nahi bahaya karte ... unka apmaan hota hai

Don't shed tears for the martyred ... they get dishonored

1942: A Love Story

Patriotism•Sadness•Drama

# 10

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai ... main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai ... main tera langot tu meri neck tie ... main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai

From today I am your blanket and you are my quilt ... I am your Honda and you are my Hyundai ... I am your loincloth and you are my neck tie ... I salute you my brother

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Shayari•Transportation•Clothes & Shoes

# 11

Kisi insaan ka gussa uski umar se bada nahi hota

The anger of any person is not bigger than their age

Sooryavansham

Drama

# 12

Maafi se pyar badhta hai

Love grows with an apology

Desi Boyz

Romance

# 13

# 14

# 15

Woh log kamzor hote hai jinhe zindagi jahan chahti hai wahan le jati hai

The people whose life takes them where it wants are weak

Arjun

Life•Drama

# 16

Taqleef is baat ki nahi ki log mar jaate hai ... taqleef is baat ki hai ki log zinda rehkar bhi nahi jeete

I'm not troubled by the fact that people die ... I'm troubled by the fact that people don't live when they are alive

Tumsa Nahin Dekha

Inspiration

# 17

# 18

Yeh khoon bhi saali badi ajeeb cheez hai ... apne nikle toh dard hota hai ... lekin doosre ke nikle toh mazaa aata hai

Blood is a very strange thing ... it pains when we are bleeding ... but if someone else is bleeding then it is fun

Hum

Action

# 19

Main is kisam ki ladkiyon ko badi achchi tarah jaanta hoon ... baap decide karta hai ki kaunse school mein jaana hai ... maa decide karti hai ki kitni chotiyaan bandhni hai ... aur poori family decide karti hai ki kis ladke se shaadi karni hai

I know the girls of this type very well ... the father decides which school she will go to ... the mother decides how many plaits have to be tied ... and the entire family decides which guy will she marry

Rehnaa Hai Terre Dil Mein

Parents•Family•Marriage & Wedding

# 20

Maana door se dekha toh moongphali hai ... paas aakar dekh tera Baahubali hai

I agree that he looks like a groundnut from a distance ... but go close and see as he's your strong and brave man

Judwaa 2

Comedy•Shayari•Food & Drinks

Songs - Anupam Kher

Ang Se Ang Lagana
Darr

Ganpati Bappa Morya
Ghar Mein Ram Gali Mein Shyam

Aye Dil Laya Hai Bahaar (Slow)
Kya Kehna

Aye Dil Laya Hai Bahaar
Kya Kehna

Dil Mein Baji Guitar
Apna Sapna Money Money

Ladki Ladki
Shreemaan Aashique

Abhi To Main Jawan Hoon
Shreemaan Aashique

Deewane Tere Naam Ke
Saudagar

Name	's
Aasha	3
Metro In Dino	3
Teen Devian	10
Woh Kaun Thi	4
Jaat	12

Name	Name
Tune Mujhe Bulaya	Aasha
Sheesha Ho Ya Dil Ho	Aasha
Kahin Bekhayal Hokar	Teen Devian
Uff Kitni Thandi Hai Yeh Rut	Teen Devian
Are Yaar Meri Tum Bhi Ho Gazab	Teen Devian

Name	's
Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara	99
Heer Raanjha	49
Betaaj Badshah	46
Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela	46
Sholay	45

Name	's
Amitabh Bachchan	511
Ajay Devgan	355
Akshay Kumar	334
Shahrukh Khan	322
Salman Khan	271