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Anupam Kher
Anupam Kher

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# 1

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai


What a thing a woman is ... if you say anything then her face swells ... and if you do anything then her belly swells

# 2

Mohabbat ka naam aaj bhi mohabbat hai ... yeh na kabhi badli hai aur na kabhi badlegi


Even today the name of love is love ... it has never changed and it will never change

# 3

Fail hona aur padhai na karna ... hamare khandaan ki parampara hai


To fail and to not study ... is the tradition of our family

# 4

Dimaag mein kitaaben bharne se jeben thodhi bharti hai


You cannot fill your pockets (with money) by filling books in your brain

# 5

Tumhari harkatein, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki Hindi ... aaisi hai joh kabhi seedhi ho hi nahi sakti


Your behavior, a dog's tale and Katrina's Hindi ... are such that they can never become straight

# 6

Sachcha pyar kabhi khali haath wapas nahi aata hai


True love never comes back empty handed

# 7

Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai


He is H2O (water) by face and H2SO4 (sulfuric acid) by brains

# 8

Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch


Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runner ... ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaster ... and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes

# 9

Shaheedon ke liye aasoon nahi bahaya karte ... unka apmaan hota hai


Don't shed tears for the martyred ... they get dishonored

# 10

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai ... main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai ... main tera langot tu meri neck tie ... main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai


From today I am your blanket and you are my quilt ... I am your Honda and you are my Hyundai ... I am your loincloth and you are my neck tie ... I salute you my brother

# 11

Kisi insaan ka gussa uski umar se bada nahi hota


The anger of any person is not bigger than their age

# 12

Maafi se pyar badhta hai


Love grows with an apology

# 13

Yeh hamare hero hai ... ek phone aaya aur pet kharab ho gaya


He is our hero ... one phone call came and he got diarrhea

# 14

Hamari country mein jab tak black nahi diya toh naya ghar nahi khareed sakte ... dahej nahi diya toh shaadi nahi hoti


In our country until you give black money you can't buy a new house ... and if you don't give dowry then a marriage can't happen

# 15

Woh log kamzor hote hai jinhe zindagi jahan chahti hai wahan le jati hai


The people whose life takes them where it wants are weak

# 16

Taqleef is baat ki nahi ki log mar jaate hai ... taqleef is baat ki hai ki log zinda rehkar bhi nahi jeete


I'm not troubled by the fact that people die ... I'm troubled by the fact that people don't live when they are alive

# 17

Aaj rajneeti mein sabko insecurity hai ... is liye sabko security hai


Today in politics everyone is insecure ... that's why everyone has security

# 18

Yeh khoon bhi saali badi ajeeb cheez hai ... apne nikle toh dard hota hai ... lekin doosre ke nikle toh mazaa aata hai


Blood is a very strange thing ... it pains when we are bleeding ... but if someone else is bleeding then it is fun

# 19

Main is kisam ki ladkiyon ko badi achchi tarah jaanta hoon ... baap decide karta hai ki kaunse school mein jaana hai ... maa decide karti hai ki kitni chotiyaan bandhni hai ... aur poori family decide karti hai ki kis ladke se shaadi karni hai


I know the girls of this type very well ... the father decides which school she will go to ... the mother decides how many plaits have to be tied ... and the entire family decides which guy will she marry

# 20

Maana door se dekha toh moongphali hai ... paas aakar dekh tera Baahubali hai


I agree that he looks like a groundnut from a distance ... but go close and see as he's your strong and brave man

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