You feed milk to a snake only on the day of Naga Panchami ... if it enters the house on any other day, then you try kill it

If you open your mouth even a little bit ... then I'll smash this milk chocolate like face of yours along with its wrapper

You have dense black hair like spaghetti ... black eyes like olives, actually not completely black ... sharp nose like baby corn ... red cheeks like cherry tomatoes ... lips made from sliced bell pepper ... spicy tongue like jalapeno ... you're a walking pasta dish

Bribery has become like a coconut ... it's become important to offer them both before any work

The amount of blood that has flown from my hand ... you haven't even drunk that much milk from your mother

Whenever you wanted you duped and ate ... and you are crying now that it has come on you ... if you have sowed the seeds of an acacia tree then how can you get mangoes

Parties will rock ... and alcohol will uncork

You and I shall drink buttermilk

Give me a drink or sadness ... because one can drink alcohol and tears also

In our lives there is no fun and no mischief ... infact it has become a savoury snack without any chutney ... a sweet without any cream ... a lentil soup without any spice

I am rich, you are super rich ... and all others are tea leaves

Unlawful wealth, forceful love and dirty stinky food ... these three things must be treated in one way only ... they must be picked up and thrown in a thrash can

You should drink little little right? ... half you half me, slowly slowly

Hey you tea powder of a soft headed mind

Our tea is very bitter

She is like kidney beans and rice ... made by mom

Only after I make the person in front of me drink water ... do I drink water

The bear ate 4 kgs of potato ... you're also oversmart and I'm also oversmart

I have been dreaming here for 3 months about the glass of milk and the string of the petticoat ... and the girl has kept the fast of Karva Chauth under your name

When I drink one peg, then I don't listen to anyones father ... when I drink two pegs, then I don't even listen to myself ... when I drink three pegs, then no one listens to me