Jab chahe chuna lagaye ragad ke khaye ... ab khud pe baat aayi toh kare hai hai ... arre bhoya pedh babool ka toh aam kahan se khaye
Ajay Devgan
Saala itna pressure, itna pressure ... cooker jaise feel kar raha hoon main ... tarkaari pak rahi hai andar
Saif Ali Khan
Chocolate se dosti, diabetes ka khatra ... daru se dosti, liver ka khatra ... aur mujhse dosti, dushmani ka khatra
Sanjay Dutt
Hamari chai bahut kadvi hoti hai
Russia mein, Russian ladki ke saath Russian vodka peene ki baat hi kuch aur hai
Amitabh Bachchan
Inka sabse bada ch*tiyapa yeh hai ki inhe sex ke baad bhi baat karni hai ... meetha khane ke baad koi soup peeta hai kya?
Kartik Aaryan
Rishvat nariyal jaisa ho gaya hai ... har kaam se pehle dono ka chaddava zaroori hai
Akshay Kumar
De jaam ya gham de humko ... sharaab bhi pee jaati hai aur aasoon bhi peeye jaate hai
Raza Murad
Hamari zindagi mein na hi koi mazaa hai, na hi koi masti ... balki ek aaisi bhel puri hai jis mein chutney nahi hai ... ek aaisi kulfi hai jis mein malai nahi ... ek aaisi daal hai jis mein tadka nahi
Aftab Shivdasani
Mujhe mithaai khane ka nahi ... sirf dekhne ka shaunk hai
Rajesh Khanna
Abhe kum akal ki chai ki patti
Johnny Lever
Lambi race ke ghode ko goli nahin maarte ... gud aur chana khilate hain ... phir daav lagage paisa kamate hain
Anil Kapoor
She is like rajma chawal ... maa ka banaya hua
Irrfan Khan
Hum jab saamne waale ko paani pila dete hain ... tab paani peete hain
Shatrughan Sinha
Aaj nag panchami hai kya? ... phir yeh saanp ko doodh kyun pila rahe ho?
Tere spaghetti jaise ghane lambe baal ... olives jaisi kaali kaali, actually not so kaali kaali aankhen ... baby corn jaisi nukeeli naak ... cherry tomatoes jaise laal laal gaal ... sliced bell pepper se bane honth ... jalapeno si teekhi zubaan ... chalti phirti pasta dish ho
Arjun Kapoor
Chaar kilo alu kha gaya bhalu ... tu bhi chalu aur main bhi chalu
Mohan Joshi
Rishte sirf teen hote hai ... ek roti ka bhook se, doosra dosti ka dushmani se aur teesra zindagi ka maut se
Danny Denzongpa
Main yahan teen mahine se doodh ke glass aur petticoat ke naade ke sapne dekh raha hoon ... aur laundiya ne tere naam ka Karva Chauth vrat rakha hai
Unknown
Duniya badi baawari, patthar pujan jaye ... ghar ki chakki koi na puje, jaako piso khaye
Salman Khan
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