No one can take Kashmir and no one can give Kashmir ... the only thing that can happen in Kashmir is a three day and two night honeymoon package

When you can't change the girl ... change the girl

If you come wearing a white sari and a red bindi ... then swear on my mom you will look like an ambulance

She met me like she was Heer ... she tasted like she was a pudding ... and she entered my heart like she was a arrow

A wife asked her husband, tell me the truth with how many have you slept? ... the husband said, I have only slept with you, but with many others I was awake all night

I said a poem in a big crowd ... and the tigeress became a widow

Fifty miles away in a village when a father is awake in the night ... then the son says to him - "sleep or else one more like me will come"

Neither there is a wedding nor is it night, but it still looks like a scene of the nuptial night ... believe it or not, every dog has its day

It's the beginning of love, why do you cry ... there is toilet paper, do you want to wipe with that?

Even if I die I will apply the ointment and go ... and when I go I won't break my friends heart, I will get in my friends heart and go

I am nothing but she is the bell of danger ... bloody she is the China stuff which has no guarantee and no warranty

Dogs don't have a Sunday ... dogs are dogs for all 7 days

In this temple of knowledge ... here we have an idol of knowledge and there we have a lecture on knowledge ... but unfortunately we don't have Vidya Balan from the movie "The Dirty Picture"

She was the bomb and I got blasted ... without stopping on any station this slow train became a fast one

Early to bed and early to rise ... makes your girlfriend go with other guys

She is that Seema who has no limits ... and she is that Seema who has no insurance of her character

You are the true He-man of Seema ... so what if you haven't worn your underwear outside ... you are her Superman

How amazing is the moon ... in childhood it looks like my mother and in youth it looks like the mother of my child

Every boy is like the bottle of soda ... instead of a mind they have a cap on the top

You're the one on whom my heart is stuck