Koi madharchod button dabakar mere liye yeh faisla nahin karega ... ki mujhe kab marna hai

Aapke ghar mein cockroach aata hai toh aap kya karte hai Rathore Sahab? ... aap usko paalte nahi maarte hai

Peepal talle padenge ... aur nadi naare hugne jayenge ... kya thundi thundi hawa lagegi pichwaare mein

Saat mukaam hote hai ishq mein ... dilkashi, unss, mohabbat, aqeedat, ibaadat, junoon aur maut

Aam aadmi ki tarah jiyo, aam aadmi ki tarah bardaash karo aur aam aadmi ki tarah marro

Kuch hosh nahi rehta, kuch dhayan nahi rehta ... insaan mohabbat mein insaan nahi rehta

Paap se dharti phati, adharm se aasmaan, atyachaar se kaanpi insaaniyat, raj kar rahe haivaan ... jinki hogi taqat apoorv, jinka hoga nishana abhed, joh karenge inka sarvanaash ... woh kehlayenge Tridev!

They asked us this question on a Friday, repeated it on Tuesday ... I'm just replying on Wednesday

Jab sharafat ke kapde utarte hai ... tab sabse zyada mazaa sharifon ko hi aata hai

Hamare ghav bahut gehre hai ... woh itni aasani se nahin bharne waale

I'm just a stupid common man

Dil cheez kya hai aap meri jaan lijiye ... bus ek baar mera kaha maan lijiye ... is anjuman mein aapko aana hai baar baar ... deewar-o-dar ko gaur se pehchaan lijiye

Public samaan dekhti hai ... dukaan nahin

Dimaag aur dil jab ek saath kaam karte hai na ... toh farak nahi padta hai ki dimaag kaunsa hai aur dil kaunsa hai

Gareeb aadmi ko na ungli nahi karne ka sahab

Jalte ghar ko dekhne walon phoos ka chappar aapka hai ... aag ke peeche tezz hawa, aage muqadar aapka hai

Haath mein bandook lekar apne aap ko bahadur samajhna utna hi aasaan hai ... jitna kisi nihatte ko buzdil samajhna

Tumhare aur maut ke beech ... meri pistol se nikli sirf ek goli ka faasla reh gaya hai

Idhar ja rahe ho yah udhar ja rahe ho ... kidhar bhi ja rahe ho ... sab raasta God ke paas jata hai

Jisne kam mein jeena seekh liya ... usse kabhi kami nahi hoti