I don't know about lentil soup ... but you will have to follow this custom

Why are you getting tired?

Just by saying oye oye a student doesn't become a teacher ... and just by barking a dog doesn't become a swine

Illegitimate kids are born out of love ... real sons out of duty

I don't know about George Michael ... but have faith in me

You have bloody piles in your brains

Dine, wine, and hit on a girl ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

I have opened a mobile marriage bureau ... press 1 for engagement ... press 2 for marriage ... and to get remarried press the neck of your first wife

Monkeys have my grapes

When my dad goes crazy ... then I get scared

Loan me a kiss ... and instead take the Trafalgar Square in Middlesex

I don't know about BBC ... but I've got news for you

I am not sure about Daler ... but I've applied henna in your name

This is my father ... and I am his sin

A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

I don't know about Slumdog ... but this looks like a millionaire's house

Beauty beauty beauty ... daughter daughter daughter

I fell from the sky and got stuck in an erotic sculpture

There is spice in a sweet shop ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Those who have the hands of God on them ... they turn London into Dhobi Ghat

Looks like you started to diet ... but forgot to end

You mannerless, with the boss being present ... why will the driver drive the car

I don't know about coins ... but there has been a change in me