Sambhar ka pata nahi ... lekin aapko yeh rasam follow hi karni padegi

Kyun thak re ho?

Sirf oye oye karne se koi chela guru nahi ho jaata ... aur sirf bhaukne se koi kutta kamina nahi ho jaata

Najayaz are born out of love ... real sons out of duty

George Michael ka pata nahi ... but have faith in me

You have bloody piles in your brains

Dine, wine, maaro me line ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Maine mobile shaadi ka bureau khola hai ... engagement ke liye ek dabao ... shaadi ke liye do dabao ... aur doobara shaadi karne ke liye apna pehla biwi ka gala dabao

Langoors have my angoors

Jab mere baap ki hatti hai na ... meri bahut phatti hai

Ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dede ... badle mein Middlesex Trafalgar Square lele

BBC ka pata nahi ... but I've got news for you

Maine tumhare naam ki Daler ka toh pata nahi ... mehndi laga li hai

Yeh mera baap hai ... aur main iska paap hoon

Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi

Slumdog ka pata nahi ... lekin yeh kisi millionaire ka ghar lagta hai

Beauty beauty beauty ... beti beti beti

Aasmaan se gire aur khajuraho mein atke

Mithai ki dukaan mein mirchi hai ... aai shapat kai tari gochi hai

Jin sar pe ho Waheguru ji ka haath ... woh banate hai London ko Dhobi Ghat

Lagta hai dieting tumne shuru ki thi ... band karna bhool gaye

Badtameez, malik ke hote hue ... ek driver gadi chalayega

Chillar ka pata nahi ... lekin mujh mein change aa gaya hai