Aaye toh the sharafat se ... lekin jayenge toh dhoom machake

Chor aur police ki sirf dushmani hoti hai

Manicure pedicure waxing karne ki toh umar meri hai na

Asli jeet badle ki nahi ... sapne ki hoti hai

Shuruvat se dekhne ka shaunk hai mujhe ... chahe woh film ho yah chori

Jab log tumhare khilaaf bolne lage ... samajh lo tarakki kar rahe ho

Chor ko sirf chori karte hue pakda ja sakta hai ... na uske pehle, na uske baad

Agar tum chor na hote to hum zaroor dost hote

Kaam ka soocho ... Kamasutra ka nahi

Maafi sazaa se badhke hoti hai

Ya toh chori nahi hogi ... ya chor nahi hoga

Chor ki kismat hamesha police ke haathon mein hoti hai

Chalis saal pehle ek aur aadmi tha joh kanoon ke khilaaf tha ... aaj hum uss aadmi ko Bapu kehte hai

Nandu Bhide ... dimaag mein keede!

Kasam ki kasam hai kasam se, humko pyar hai sirf tumse ... ab yeh pyar na hoga phir humse, kasam ki kasam hai kasam se

No Hindustani, suit Armani ... ek thappad khani, mooh pe barah baj jaani

I can laugh English, I can walk English ... but I cannot talk English

A soldier lives by chance, loves by choice and kills by profession

Mere ko yeh golf khelna nahi aata ... yeh ghode ki race bhi nahi khelta ... lekin apne dhande ka mazbood khiladi hoon main

Tumne mujhse shaadi ki hi nahin ... samjauta kiya hai