Hum tum mein itne ched karenge ... ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le ... aur paadein kahan se

Thappad se darr nahi lagta sahab ... pyar se lagta hai

There izz always a first time, always a next time

Hum yahan ke Robinhood hai ... Robinhood Pandey

Abhi tak sabko nehlaya hai ... ab sabko dhounga

Bharosa bhi hai, himmat bhi hai aur taqat bhi ... aur pagalpan hadh se zyada

Hamara naam hamari personality ko shoba deta hai ... Chulbul Pandey

Haramzaade se yaad aaya Chaube ji ... aapke aadhar niye pitashri aaj kal kaise hai?

Mote waale uss taraf ... patle waale iss taraf ... aur fit waale mere peeche

Police waale ko thokne ka anjaam pata hai kya hai? ... ikkis saal jail aur thukkai alag se ... aur ussi police waale ne agar tumhe thokka, toh promotion alag se aur bahaduri ka medal bhi

Between two legs itna danda maarenge ... ki na bajne layak rahoge na bajane layak

Kamini se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji bhabhi ji kaisi hai?

Bhaiya ji smile

Kanoon ke haath aur Chedi Singh ki laat ... dono bahut lambi hai