Saanp ke phan se pichwada mat khujao ... zeher phail gaya toh septic ho jayega

Kundan ke pyjame ka naada itna dheela nahi hai ... joh tere blouse ke do hook pe khul jaaye

Girlfriend na sahi ... feel hi dede

Namaaz mein woh thi ... par laga dua hamari manzoor ho gayi

Tumse pyar karna mera talent hai

Hum mein apne gaal pe thappad ke dukh se zyada ... uske gaal pe pappi ka sukh tha

Ladki aur rocket insaan ko kahin bhi le ja sakte hai

Sorry toh maine apne baap tak ko nahi bola jab meri galati thi ... ab toh na meri galati hai ... aur na aap mere baap ho

Dil na saala left mein hota hai, na right mein ... center mein hota hai ... kyun ki hum mein wahin dard uth raha tha

Hum khoon bahaye, tum aasoon bahao ... saali aashiqui na ho gayi ... laathi charge ho gaya

Pehle toh apni dil ki raza jaan jaiye ... phir joh nigah-e-yaar kahe maan jaiye ... kuch keh rahi hai aapke seene ki dhadkane ... meri suniye toh dil ka kaha maan jaiye ... ek dhoop si jammi hai nigahon ke aas paas ... ki aap hai toh aap pe kurbaan jaiye

Bahut khoobsurat hai ... yaar matlab Katrina Kaif fail hai

Saala hamara jawan hona abhi baaki tha

Jab hum kisi cheez ko bahut, bahut, bahut, bahut, bahut chahte hai na ... toh woh mil hi jaati hai

Mujhe apne talent se zyada apni chahat pe bharosa tha

Sach is the world's most powerful idea!

Jao jake film industry se poocho ki woh hum mein dhoondne mein itne late kyun ho gaye ... jao jake duniya waalon se poocho ki woh hamari awaaz sunane mein itne late kyun ho gaye ... jao jake sapno se poocho ki woh sach hone mein itne late kyun ho gaye

Kyun ki desh apni khud ki tandurusti ki raksha nahi kar sakta ... mujh jaise aadmi ko keetanu mittane padte hai ... naam hai Lifeboy, kaam hai desh ki tandurusti