Whether a man is young or experienced like me ... at night he cannot win against a woman in a fight

Lies after lies ... lies after lies ... to hell with you

One should not feel scared when in love ... one should actually do something when in love

These three things are very dangerous ... black coat of lawyers, white coat of doctors and petticoat ... who knows how many people have been lost in them

When I'm good, I'm good ... when I'm bad, I'm better

These Muthiya (snack) are so hard ... that they can be used for jerking, not for eating

Indian women are like local alcohol, always make you lose control ... but Indian men are like a mouse, always looking for a hole

Being sexy is a full time job

When blood flows like pee from the nose ... then you are scared to death

Let's rock under your frock

Don't show it when you put it ... and don't put it when you show it

Kissing is more hygienic than a handshake

You have made mine stand ... with anger you have made each one of my hair stand

Eat good and wear good ... don't take load ... it will affect the sperms

Dead bodies will fall just like ... pee drips from a baby boys penis ... tip tip

(What should I do as I'm not feeling it?) - Just close your eyes and think about the Burj Khalifa ... the feelings will automatically come to you

To hell with PhD, to hell with scholarship ... I'll teach kamasutra to the entire country

I'm going to jack off till my d*ck falls off

It's my job to blow on your wounds

Since you have played around with so many girls ... that's why God has made your penis into sold gold