Madam ... I am your only Adam

Madam yeh Meerut hai ... yahan ke laundon ko na ek hi tarah ki boyfriendi aati hai ... thoko, peeto aur khisko

Woh toh aaise chipak gaye hai ... ki agar censor dekhle toh kainchi chala de

Ek kuari ladki ka alekapan, us shaadi shuda aurat le akelepan se lakh guna behtar hai ... joh woh har pal, har raat apne pati ke bistar mein mehsoos karti hai

Jab woh choti thi toh gaud mein behatkar lollypop khati thi ... ab jab gaud mein behatti hai toh meri lolly, pop ho jaati hai

Love woh bahana hai joh lust apna matlab poora karne ke liye use karti hai

Delhi mein billi maarlo, khalo ... paalo nahi ... bahut mehenga padta hai

Opposition ho ya kaliyan ... masalne ke mood mein hum hamesha rehte hai

Aapke daddy terrorist hai? ... varna aaisa sex bomb aur kaun bana sakta hai

Raat ki samasya ... insaan ko raat ko hi suljhani chahiye

Jhoot pe jhoot ... jhoot pe jhoot ... teri maa ki

Aapki 'V' kab gayi?

Tu na complete package hai ... bahar se sati, andar se slutty

Shaadi actually bilkul chicken masale ki tarah hai ... table pe sajane se pehle chak lo ... toh pata chal jaata hai ki chicken kitna naram hai aur kitna garam

Chota Chetan dekhne aaya tha ya Chota Chetan bada karne aaya tha

Lagta hai iske style ki maa bahen ho chuki hai

Your first time should be with someone special ... pata hai kyun? ... (kyun) ... kyun ki tum usse kabhi nahi bhula paogi ... aur agar tumhara first time kisi idiot ke saath hoga ... toh zindagi bhar us idiot yaad rakhna padega

Kahin two-some aur kahin three-some ... aur ab tak main hand-some

Ek aurat ki tarah ... mard ka bhi ek hi gehna hota hai

Aaj kal ke launde sab ek jaise hi hai ... khana kahin, peena kahin aur jeena kahin