My kids will play in your house ... but they will call you daddy

You should encourage your jobless husband for work ... and not for sex

You're a disgrace to our family ... you fell naked on the TV ... why couldn't you fall naked on a woman

The body of a woman is like a treasure of mysteries ... it stays inside a closed cave ... and do you know when does this cave open ... it opens on her wedding night and that too not for 40 thieves ... only for her Alibaba

The time is always 6:30 in his clock

The gathering of men was left waving their hands ... but the season of union never came ... Ragini handled the hunger of her youth ... but her dad didn't let her eat even one banana ... forget a banana, she didn't even get one cucumber ... and neither did she play catch me, in any man's arms

The poet Tulsidas has said that ... a teacher's chest is bigger than your parents position

You people who take viagra have this problem ... that you suspect a lot

I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together

You'll come to know how beautiful is my body when you'll look at it ... you'll come to know where all do roses blossom when you'll touch it

She jumped on me and kissed here and there ... she kissed there and here ... and I started to swell

Guys stay awake in the night only on two conditions ... either there is a India vs Pakistan final (match) ... or else if he is with a girl

In between 12am and 4am a man goes crazy ... he over commits, he becomes sentimental, cryingly he goes for anything ... basically he thinks from within his pants and not from his mind

Making love in hiding is either done on the back side of a house or on the back side of a car

Give me that beautiful pain which from today I won't able to share with anyone else ... and that my body remains only as your property

Open whatever you want ... just don't open your heart

Dude, you're a man ... you should always be in the mood to have coffee ... it's what we do, it's our tradition, it's what men do

If those two are not found ... then I will cut all three of your legs

If you look away then you'll lose your b*lls

The need for two lovers to be together is much more than two f**kers