Mere type ke logon ko vaasu kehte hai

Ek baar mard hang ho gaya toh phir woh female kya ... e-mail ke layak bhi nahi reh jaata

Pain aur pleasure ... dono dene mein expert thi

Hollywood ke alava main porn dekhna pasand karta hoon ... kahani is mein bhi nahi hoti, kahani us mein bhi nahi hoti ... action zaroor hota hai

Keh raha hai dil yeh rangeela ... kab tak rahoonga tanha aur dheela ... aaj apne pyar ka pani barsakar ... dekh tujhe kaise karta hoon main bheega

Mere bare mein itna mat soocho ... main din mein aata hoon, raat mein nahi ... till then do whatever you want to man

Karte hai washing powder ka vyapar aur bhabhiyon se pyar

Naye pati patni jahan bhi akele ho ... usse apna bedroom bana lete hai

Neem ke paan kadve hai ... Pavan Babu bhadave hai

Na koi kaam karti hai ... na kisi aur kaam aati hai

Pyar ke baad sex roohani ... sex ke baad pyar baimaani

Uski ghadi mein har waqt sadhe chhe hi bajhe rehte hai

Apni life ka goal fixed ... naukri aur chokri ... front portion for chokri, back portion reserved for naukri

Aadmi ke haath se pehle uski neeyat phisalti hai

Kitna haseen hai shabab dekhoge tab janoge ... kahan kahan khilte hai gulaab chuoge tab janoge

Dil pe jiska til hota hai na ... woh bahut open minded hote hai

Ghar mein Baywatch aur disco mein gaywatch

Woh roj raat ko naye ghat ka pani peeti hai

Virgin tel healthy hota hai ... male nahin

Aap sir hamare khandan par kalank hai ... aap nange TV par gir gaye ... aap nange ladies par nahi gir sakte the