Madh island ka beach ... beach par bungla ... aur bunglay mein Vimla aur Mangla

Customer chokri mangta hai ... aunty nahi

Daal ke bataya nahi jaata ... aur bata ke daala nahi jaata

Maut aankhon ke samne hoti hai na ... toh achchon achchon ki Gateway of India ho jaati hai

Pyar mein dara nahi jaata ... pyar mein toh kuch kara jaata hai

Guess what an orgasm is called in Hindi ladies ... "charam sukh"

Yeh teen cheezein kaafi khatarnak hoti hai ... kaala coat, safed coat aur petticoat ... pata nahi kitne ghus gaye

I can die without you ... sach-much ... and it's time for smooch

Seedhe chalogi ya jump marogi

Mooh mein aag hai babu aur choli mein angaare hai ... tere jaise kitne sagar is garmi se haare hai

Uske kuch kuch mein ... kuch nahi hota hai

When in Phuket ... just f*ck it

Hormones ko koi farak nahi padta aadmi hai ya aurat hai ... discrimination na tum jaise log karte ho society mein

Pahad ki choti se girke bach sakte hai aap ... lekin ghagre ki chapet mein aake bachna mushkil hai

Apne kaan ke saath saath apne shareer ke saare suraakh khol kar suno

Dil pe mat le yaar ... haath mein le

I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together

Pichwaade mein dum nahi aur hum kisi se kam nahi

Barah aur char ke beech mard chutya jaata hai ... over commit karta hai, senti ho jaata hai, rote dhote kahin bhi mooh maar leta hai ... basically dimag se nahi patloon se soochne lagta hai

Katghare mein khada yeh aadmi ek aaisa pati hai ... jiska bas chalta toh shaadi ke din apne patni ko mangalsutra ka dhaaga nahi, Kamasutra ki copy deta ... joh chahta hai ki har subah uski patni Ramayan ka paath nahi, vatsyayan ka paath pade