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# 301

Madh island ka beach ... beach par bungla ... aur bunglay mein Vimla aur Mangla


The beach on Madh island ... a bungalow on the beach ... and Vimla and Mangla inside the bungalow

# 302

Customer chokri mangta hai ... aunty nahi


Customers asks for a girl ... not an aunt

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# 303

Daal ke bataya nahi jaata ... aur bata ke daala nahi jaata


Don't show it when you put it ... and don't put it when you show it

# 304

Maut aankhon ke samne hoti hai na ... toh achchon achchon ki Gateway of India ho jaati hai


When death is front of the eyes ... then even the best of the best persons position, becomes like the Gateway of India

# 305

Pyar mein dara nahi jaata ... pyar mein toh kuch kara jaata hai


One should not feel scared when in love ... one should actually do something when in love

# 306

Guess what an orgasm is called in Hindi ladies ... "charam sukh"


Guess what an orgasm is called in Hindi ladies ... "charam sukh" (ultimate pleasure)

# 307

Yeh teen cheezein kaafi khatarnak hoti hai ... kaala coat, safed coat aur petticoat ... pata nahi kitne ghus gaye


These three things are very dangerous ... black coat of lawyers, white coat of doctors and petticoat ... who knows how many people have been lost in them

# 308

I can die without you ... sach-much ... and it's time for smooch


I can die without you ... it's the truth ... and it's time for a smooch

# 309

Seedhe chalogi ya jump marogi


Do you want to go straight or do you want to jump

# 310

Mooh mein aag hai babu aur choli mein angaare hai ... tere jaise kitne sagar is garmi se haare hai


There's fire in my mouth and embers in my blouse ... so many oceans like you have lost in front of my warmth

# 311

Uske kuch kuch mein ... kuch nahi hota hai


In his something something ... nothing happens

# 312

When in Phuket ... just f*ck it


When in Phuket ... just f*ck it

# 313

Hormones ko koi farak nahi padta aadmi hai ya aurat hai ... discrimination na tum jaise log karte ho society mein


Hormones don't care if it's a man or a woman ... it's people like you who discriminate in the society

# 314

Pahad ki choti se girke bach sakte hai aap ... lekin ghagre ki chapet mein aake bachna mushkil hai


You can be saved after falling from the top of a mountain ... but it's hard to be saved after coming into the grip of a skirt

# 315

Apne kaan ke saath saath apne shareer ke saare suraakh khol kar suno


Along with your ears keep all the holes of your body open and listen to me

# 316

Dil pe mat le yaar ... haath mein le


Don't take it to the heart ... take it in the hand

# 317

I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together


I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together

# 318

Pichwaade mein dum nahi aur hum kisi se kam nahi


You have no guts and you say that you're better than anyone

# 319

Barah aur char ke beech mard chutya jaata hai ... over commit karta hai, senti ho jaata hai, rote dhote kahin bhi mooh maar leta hai ... basically dimag se nahi patloon se soochne lagta hai


In between 12am and 4am a man goes crazy ... he over commits, he becomes sentimental, cryingly he goes for anything ... basically he thinks from within his pants and not from his mind

# 320

Katghare mein khada yeh aadmi ek aaisa pati hai ... jiska bas chalta toh shaadi ke din apne patni ko mangalsutra ka dhaaga nahi, Kamasutra ki copy deta ... joh chahta hai ki har subah uski patni Ramayan ka paath nahi, vatsyayan ka paath pade


This person standing in the paling is such a husband ... who if had the control then he would have given his wife a copy of the Kamasutra on their wedding day, and not a wedding necklace ... who wishes that his wife reads a lesson of erotica every morning, and not a lesson of Ramayana

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